Stage One To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
*Cough* You know what Pole? I'm JUST generous enough to allow you to be my second in command minion. So why don't you go put on that tiny little nurse outfit I know you've got stashed away in your closet for pandering to Russia's fetishes.
Tacky costumes? I think you're talking about.... YOUR FACE!!! *Cough* ANYWAY!!! You're the one whose always wearing those skirts and girly costumes, it wouldn't be much of a change!!!
AAAAAAAAANND! You're too late, you're already my sidekick cause I called it first!! So your first duty is to change and then make me a sammich. Let's see, since you're the sidekick, I get to name you. How about..... CAT-LEGGED SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS!!!! That's a name you'd like, I'm sure! It's got something of a pizazz to it!!!!
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power.
Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first incinerate a pope. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, unsettled by your arrival. Who is this threat to our children? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a supervillain costume with gimmicks?
Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the pyramids of giza. This will all be done from a obsidian citadel, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will weep uncontrollably, as countless hordes of evil clowns hasten to do your every bidding.
Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your armies of destruction, bringing about something that's really metal. Your name shall become synonymous with rage, and no man will ever again dare beat you up. Everyone will bow before your unmatched physical prowess, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.
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-brb AHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!-
*Cough* You know what Pole? I'm JUST generous enough to allow you to be my second in command minion. So why don't you go put on that tiny little nurse outfit I know you've got stashed away in your closet for pandering to Russia's fetishes.
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AAAAAAAAANND! You're too late, you're already my sidekick cause I called it first!! So your first duty is to change and then make me a sammich. Let's see, since you're the sidekick, I get to name you. How about..... CAT-LEGGED SPARKLY FAIRY PRINCESS!!!! That's a name you'd like, I'm sure! It's got something of a pizazz to it!!!!
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