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kyo_starr in nation_ask

A most noble fowl

May 27, 2009 01:18

Time: 1784
Question For: America
Question:

"I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as a Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the truth the Turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a bird of courage, and would ( Read more... )

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nicebananas May 27 2009, 05:34:16 UTC

*snicker*

I think it's a great idea! His national bird also doubles as a delicious meal!

pervary_p_a_w_s May 27 2009, 14:46:59 UTC

AHHAHAHAHAHAH! OH BURN! Good one Spain.

kenichi_bokushi May 27 2009, 06:17:44 UTC

Spain's got the right idea! Turkeys are excellent birds for shooting and eating, and though I'm not interested in cannibalism, the shooting part particularly appeals to me.

(Also, promising, my arse! He's merely going through a phase; just watch: within the next five years, he'll come crawling back to me once he realises how ridiculous this idea of his is.)

freedom_kiss May 27 2009, 21:24:57 UTC

No, I won't! And how would YOU feel if I shot a unicorn?!

kenichi_bokushi May 27 2009, 21:54:34 UTC

*as if addressing a small child at first, then slowly changing to anger* Allow me to explain. This whole "independence" bollocks is what we call a "phase." These phases sometimes last a few years, but after that, you will return to "normal" and come back to "UK." You may say you'll never come back, but believe me, in a few years, when you're struggling, you will be begging for me to take you back. You'll be paying my taxes again and be damn grateful for the opportunity.

kenichi_bokushi May 27 2009, 21:58:08 UTC

*doesn't even want to think about a unicorn being shot, but still keeps a stiff upper lip*

That unicorn would gore you before you got the chance.

pervary_p_a_w_s May 27 2009, 14:49:55 UTC

Choosing an eagle is TOTALLY ripping me off! I mean! I had it first! And then that wannabe Austria had to go and rip me off. How many MORE people are going to copy me in an attempt to be cool??? IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND!! CRAZY I TELL YOU! CRAZY!!!

So yeah, I think he should stick to the turkey. It sounds like him, silly and delicious, I mean.. courage.. er courageous.

warsaw_letters May 27 2009, 19:16:44 UTC

Like, the eagle was your idea?

pervary_p_a_w_s May 28 2009, 02:32:20 UTC

Yeah! It's so cool it has to be! Which is why you'd rip it off with a white eagle! I know you want to be me but you can't!

warsaw_letters May 28 2009, 04:20:19 UTC

No way! I totally don't wanna be anything like you! I've totally had an eagle since like, forever so you must've copied me.

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warsaw_letters May 27 2009, 19:18:03 UTC

A turkey? Is that like, a joke?

Like, whatever he wants, I guess.

freedom_kiss May 27 2009, 21:21:01 UTC

But I love my eagle... and turkeys drown in the rain... Mister Franklin is pretty smart, but I'm going to have to disagree with him on this one.

kenichi_bokushi May 27 2009, 22:04:19 UTC

When you put it that way, maybe he's smarter than he looks. Drowning in the rain, just like this, what are you calling it now, "country?" -- just like this shithole will be. *laughs* Don't worry. When you come crawling back, I have the perfect place for you to stay: in the storage room! *continues laughing*

freedom_kiss May 27 2009, 22:09:14 UTC

Francis loves Mister Franklin. And don't worry. If I need help that badly-- not that I ever will-- I'm sure he would be happy to support me.

kenichi_bokushi May 27 2009, 22:11:08 UTC

Do I look like I give a shit if you go to him, even though you'll surely catch some sort of VD religion from him? I could not care less if you were to go to him. You've become useless to me, anyway. Go on. Run to worthless old France. Catch the Cath from him for all I care.

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