A most noble fowl

[kyo_starr]

Time: 1784
Question For: America
Question:

"I am on this account not displeased that the figure is not known as a Eagle, but looks more like a Turkey. For the truth the Turkey is in comparison a much more respectable bird, and withal a true original native of America . . . He is besides, though a little vain & silly, a bird of courage, and would

Comments

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Choosing an eagle is TOTALLY ripping me off! I mean! I had it first! And then that wannabe Austria had to go and rip me off. How many MORE people are going to copy me in an attempt to be cool??? IT'S GETTING OUT OF HAND!! CRAZY I TELL YOU! CRAZY!!!

So yeah, I think he should stick to the turkey. It sounds like him, silly and delicious, I mean.. courage.. er courageous.

[warsaw_letters]

Like, the eagle was your idea?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Yeah! It's so cool it has to be! Which is why you'd rip it off with a white eagle! I know you want to be me but you can't!

[warsaw_letters]

No way! I totally don't wanna be anything like you! I've totally had an eagle since like, forever so you must've copied me.

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

It's the ONLY explanation. As you've pointed out, I obviously find you annoying! However, you're a freu freu little pony kissing wannabe! So you HAD to have copied me in an attempt to be cooler!

[warsaw_letters]

Like, not. I mean, like, why would I wanna copy someone like you? And like, stop talking about my ponies! Are you like, obsessed or something?

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Why? Cause I'm the COOLEST most AWESOME guy in Europe, that's why! What's the matter? Am I hurting their feelings? You love them so much why don't you marry one!

[warsaw_letters]

You mean like, way lame? I bet I totally had an eagle before you did! Omigosh, you're like, totally obsessed with my ponies! Do you like, want one or something? 'Cos you're totally not gonna get one!

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

I bet you didn't! You're not smart enough to pick something that cool all on your own. Plus white eagles are totally just picking the same bird as me and changing it's color. Your attempt to be me FAILS. Go run home now before I decide to put my boot in you butt! Why would I want one of your dinky fail ponies when I've got the sturdiest, oldest, BEST breed of horse in the WORLD!?

[warsaw_letters]

No way, black eagles are totally just taking the same bird as me and changing the color! And you totally chose like, a way depressing color too-- it totally like a crow. 'Cos your horses are totally so old they're totally useless.

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

HEY! My little brother was the one to choose the color! He has FANTASTIC CHOICE! And you're just jealous because white eagles are SO cliche it hurts! it "totally" looks like a stupid pigeon!

[warsaw_letters]

Whatever. Like, cliche? My eagle's totally more original then your black eagle!

[is just gonna ignore that pigeon thing 'cos he totally thought it was a pigeon at first too...]

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Original? It's a freak! You weren't even sure if it was an eagle yourself. So what right do you have to claim that AS an eagle!? Produce a white eagle and I MIGHT take you more seriously!! If you can't, why don't you just go ahead and change your symbol to a pony then! HA!

[freedom_kiss]

Copying you...? It's not even the same type of eagle...

[pervary_p_a_w_s]

Eagles are eagles! .....Oh come on don't give me that sort of look!! .... nhhh ALRIGHT ALRIGHT! But it CAN'T be the same type of eagle!

Though you should probably go with the puppy dog cause of those eyes...

[freedom_kiss]

It's not! It's a bald eagle, which are from my house~