Don't forget the keg of Sprite

[natille]

  I neglected to mention one of the best parts of Saturday because I was really tired when I wrote that entry yesterday. It went something like this:
*ring*
*ring*
Me: Hello
David:Hi. Happy Birthday!
Me: Thanks!
David: Do you like Sprite or Root Beer better? (bad phone connection)
Me: Huh?
David: Do you like Sprite of Root Beer better?
Me: I don't like soda.
David: Good to know.
Me: If I had to choose though, I'd choose Sprite.
David: Okay! Well, I'll see you tonight, right?
Me: Yeah.
David: Bye!

I then called my dad to ask him something, I think about my car. During our conversation Jer calls. I call him back.
Jer: Hello.
Me: Hi. You called?
Jer: Yeah, do you like policemen or teachers better?
Me: What!?
Jer: Do you like policemen or teachers better?
Me: What context is this? Like which would I want to have to...
Jer: Which do you think is sexier?
Me: What? I don't know. Policeman?
Jer: Policemen. Okay
Me: Is that all?
Jer: Yeah. I'll see you tonight.
Me: All right. See you tonight.

A few minutes later Chris calls.
Me: Do you have a question for me too?
Chris: What? Yeah.
Me:
Chris: Do you like hairy men, muscular men, tall...
Me: What!? Okay. You can stop there, now.
Chris: Well?
Me: I don't know. How about muscular men?
Chris: Are you sure? You don't sound sure.
Me: Sure. Muscular men.
Chris: All right. Bye!
Me: Okay. Bye!

Later that evening David threw a bag at me. Thankfully it was a Hot Topic bag, and inside it was a Coheed and Cambria shirt! Yay!
  I did however end up with a drawing of a muscular policeman with a keg of sprite on my leg.