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. 4 children can easily polish off 3 boxes of soy milk, how many pounds of grapes, a block of tofu, and Lordisa, holy eating machines
. Lays potato chips are a fine substitute for fakin' bacon in a BLT?!
. Kaleb is a budding Farrelly brother; Mike still has a lot of feelings in his testes
. "Here's to good friends. The night is kind of special" is indeed the lamest toast ever, but always good when spoken in an awkward pinch over a friendly bottle of cheap champagne
. My son says now says "M'lord" and "I'm an American"? What the fuck is going on???
. Knitted scarves can be cut down the middle, holy ingenuity, with a pair of scissors to create two separate scarves. These two scarves can then be re-cast on to produce, eventually, 2 complete, identical scarves; I better get working
. I send dumb emails when I’m tipsy
. Too much seitan produces mad gas
. I'm so very grateful for sisterhood
. I <3 my menfolk! And they have soft beards, yum. And they take the kiddos for the entire afternoon to the back yard because that's what they do. And they have fun doing it! Oh, where else but in my world do the ladies get a full hour or two in the kitchen, cooking together, without a tribe of small fries underfoot.
. Regardless of the company, I suck in the morning, stand back. really.
. Can we play pictionary next time?