another random SW post

May 29, 2005 00:15

The Burger King Star Wars toys are for crap. They acted like they'd never even *heard* of Darth Vader, for pete's sake.

So I went to Wal-Mart and got me a li'l Obi-Wan instead. He's Slashing Attack Obi, and I know you're thinking I bought him only for the services implied. But he *does* have a rather massive sword. Along with an extra hand, that I haven't quite discovered the use for yet. (I didn't get Slash Attack Anakin because he looked like a hungover anemic with morning-after mascara. Um, I think that was their version of Evil.)

lyrian, have you read this? Freakin' hilarious.
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