Gawd, I'm tired from laughing. We went to see our high school production of Bye Bye Birdie and it was hilarious.

Best part was, during one part, the guy who played Conrad Birdie was wearing this gold spandexy one-piece body suit and they must have like shoved something down the front of it (dear God I hope they did) and everyone couldn' t stop ( Read more... )

This is just the cutest thing ever in the history of cute. It's a kindergarten class singing "Imagine" by the Beatles.
A local classic rock radio station had a contest where school groups could enter songs and though this one isn't the winner, it definitely wins the cutest award. I wish it had video too!

My dad trying to figure out if he has watched Love Actually before: "Is this the one were....um....."
Me: "...there aren't any guns or explosions?"
Dad: "Yes, that very one!"

He amuses me. Watch out, having a week off and avoiding biology homework may make me very spammy.

Beautiful moment in English today. So we're reading The Stranger by Albert Camus, and my teacher is reading aloud this part where Masson asks Meursault to take a walk on the beach with him and someone randomly asks "Is Masson gay?". I'm sitting there like "wtf where'd they get that from?" when my teacher goes "You don't know yet. [Beat] Brokeback ( Read more... )

Brain broke. Ded from laugh.
David Hasselhoff is hooked on a feeling.

Hoooookay, so my dad is back from Asia, right? Okay, so not all of Asia, just China and Korea, but still. Anyways. He brings the awesomest presents! First of all, OMG pretty brushes and paint! Like the calligraphy-type brushes. Wow, I never knew I wanted those until I got them. But now I cherish and love them forever.
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Convo between me and my mom ( Read more... )

FIYAH!!
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Best story EVER, by far. Watch out Canada, your police are BRUTAL.

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Apparently Johnny Depp DOESN'T AGE. I'm officially freaked out now.


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