On the ski lift today:
Me: The fall wasn't bad. I had knee pads.
Woman: You have knee pads?
Me: Yeah. I also have a tailbone pad and body armor -- that's wrist, elbow, shoulder, back, and chest pads -- and a helmet.
Woman: Wow... you must have been in a terrible accident.
Me: (laughs) No. I want to avoid being in a terrible accident. That's why I
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