since I've checked out the
Darwin Awards. Nice to see that these folks still care about the gene pool.
"A rolling stone isn't the only thing that collects no moss. Three Vietnam men scavenging for scrap metal found an unexploded 500 pound bomb perched atop a hill, and decided to rely on a little help from Sir Isaac Newton to retrieve it. As they attempted to roll the bomb down the hillside, it detonated, leaving a four meter wide crater and sending all three of the entrepreneurs to a face to face meeting with their deceased hero."