Digimon AU - Chapter 05
Author's Note: Ack, I didn't have the time to have Cure or Talons look at this, but I won't have time to post it later so please bear with the crappy grammar.
Chapter 05
I've properly set up ill-feeling trap
I'm kind, am I?
Talon startled awake to the sound of someone pounding a door. …a door? "What the hell?" Last thing she remembered was looking at digimon eggs for a partner to rescue Kirby, how did she end... Wherever the hell she was now? And where were the others? Instead of a village full of cribs and giant eggs she was in a medium sized room, laying on a couch.
The pounding finally stopped and Shiny entered the room with a bang. "Talon, you are going to be late! And you haven't even changed yet?" The Canadian grumbled something under her breath which Talon didn't catch. "Forget it, it will have to do. We can always photoshop the photos later. Now move, you are late enough as it is!"
The australian didn't have time to complain as she was dragged outside the room. The other girl ignored her questions and dragged her through several hallways until they reached one with double oak doors on the side. Talon could hear the murmur of people on the other side, but couldn't make out what they were saying.
"Hurry up Mik! You are late!" Come from behind them. The pair turned to see Color Pen dragging Mik after her. The girl looked as confused as Talon felt and a bit disgruntled of being mishandled by her waifu in such a manner.
"Here, this will have to do." Talon yelped as Shiny threw something on her head, almost pocking her eyes out in the process, thrust something else on her hands and threw her across the door that had opened behind them. She heard an echoing scream as Mik was pushed after her and landed painfully on top of her
"What's the big idea, guys?!"
"Not in my ear!" The Aussie hissed, pushing the girl off. The other girl was about to retort when someone pushed her to her feet.
"You two are late, my dears." Rabbit smiled beatifically at them as she tasked and brushed some dirt off Mik's pants. The younger girl could swear she even saw roses and sparkles around her face.
"Very late." Cass agree as she helped Talon up and fussed with whatever Shiny had thrown on her head. "Come on, it is not polite to keep people waiting."
Mik looked around and saw the rest of the fandomly plus curses surrounding them. Well, Poofing curse was tied up and had a gag on, as did Uke, but the rest was standing with the rest of the comm. Disco pogo began to sound on the background as they parted to allow them passage. Cass and Rabbit dragged them quickly forward
"Oh fuck no!" Talon shouted and tried to make a run for it as the crowd parted to reveal Seme curse dressed on a suit and sTeVe holding the first volume of a Hetalia manga dressed as a parody of a bishop's clothing. Even Megumi stood to the side, apparently the source of the music. "Let me go, you mother fucking traitors!"
"COLOR PEN! YOU ARE MY WAIFU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" Mik howled next to her, where Treyen was now helping her sister haul the struggling girl forward.
"Now, now, this is your wedding, you should be happy, yes?" Naru smiled creepily as she took hold of the Aussie's other hand. It looked like she was trying to see if a human could smile like the Cheshire cat.
"I'm going to gut you for this." The other replied with as much venom as she could while trying to claw her eyes out. "And them make sausages out of your entrails and feed them to you."
There was a brief scuffle as the two girls tried to make a run for it, but they didn't stood a chance. Soon they were standing before sTeVe, Seme curse holding them in place. During the fight someone -Acro- had duct taped their arms together and then a bouquet to their hands
"i DeClArE yOu HuSbAnD aNd WiVeS." The alien stated simply.
"Under whose authority?! You aren't even a priest! And you didn't even ask for our consent!" Talon shouted as Seme curse threw each wife across a shoulder and proceeded to carry them off as the rest of the comma blew bubbles around them.
"i CoNqUeReD tHiS lAnD." sTeVe bend its head to the side and waved towards them with the manga in its palm. "aNd I pAy In MeAt."
"Pay in me-! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING US AS PAYMENT YOU CREEP?! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOT HELPING IT?!"
"Sorry Talon~" Tina grinned unapologetically. "It was too good of a deal to pass up~"
"Now, now, my dears, we are going to have fun now." Talon and Mik felt only dread as the door closed behind them and perverted laugher followed them from the roof.
HAPPY FOOL'S DAY 8D. YES, IN CHILE IT IS CELEBRATED TODAY, YOU WEIRD PEOPLE!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day
Relevant bit:
In Spain and Ibero-America, an equivalent date is December 28, Christian day of celebration of the Massacre of the Innocents. The Christian celebration is a holiday in its own right, a religious one, but the tradition of pranks is not, though the latter is observed yearly. After somebody plays a joke or a prank on somebody else, the joker usually cries out, in some regions of Ibero-America: "Inocente palomita que te dejaste engañar" ("You innocent little dove that let yourself be fooled"). In Mexico, the phrase is "Inocente Para Siempre!" which means "Innocent Forever!". In Spain, it is common to say just "Inocente!" (which in Spanish can mean "Innocent!", but also "Gullible!"). Nevertheless, on the Spanish island of Minorca, "Dia d'enganyar" ("Fooling day") is celebrated on April 1 because Menorca was a British possession during part of the 18th century.
Chapter 05
I've properly set up ill-feeling trap
I'm kind, am I?
Talon startled awake to the sound of someone pounding a door. …a door? "What the hell?" Last thing she remembered was looking at digimon eggs for a partner to rescue Kirby, how did she end... Wherever the hell she was now? And where were the others? Instead of a village full of cribs and giant eggs she was in a medium sized room, laying on a couch.
The pounding finally stopped and Shiny entered the room with a bang. "Talon, you are going to be late! And you haven't even changed yet?" The Canadian grumbled something under her breath which Talon didn't catch. "Forget it, it will have to do. We can always photoshop the photos later. Now move, you are late enough as it is!"
The australian didn't have time to complain as she was dragged outside the room. The other girl ignored her questions and dragged her through several hallways until they reached one with double oak doors on the side. Talon could hear the murmur of people on the other side, but couldn't make out what they were saying.
"Hurry up Mik! You are late!" Come from behind them. The pair turned to see Color Pen dragging Mik after her. The girl looked as confused as Talon felt and a bit disgruntled of being mishandled by her waifu in such a manner.
"Here, this will have to do." Talon yelped as Shiny threw something on her head, almost pocking her eyes out in the process, thrust something else on her hands and threw her across the door that had opened behind them. She heard an echoing scream as Mik was pushed after her and landed painfully on top of her
"What's the big idea, guys?!"
"Not in my ear!" The Aussie hissed, pushing the girl off. The other girl was about to retort when someone pushed her to her feet.
"You two are late, my dears." Rabbit smiled beatifically at them as she tasked and brushed some dirt off Mik's pants. The younger girl could swear she even saw roses and sparkles around her face.
"Very late." Cass agree as she helped Talon up and fussed with whatever Shiny had thrown on her head. "Come on, it is not polite to keep people waiting."
Mik looked around and saw the rest of the fandomly plus curses surrounding them. Well, Poofing curse was tied up and had a gag on, as did Uke, but the rest was standing with the rest of the comm. Disco pogo began to sound on the background as they parted to allow them passage. Cass and Rabbit dragged them quickly forward
"Oh fuck no!" Talon shouted and tried to make a run for it as the crowd parted to reveal Seme curse dressed on a suit and sTeVe holding the first volume of a Hetalia manga dressed as a parody of a bishop's clothing. Even Megumi stood to the side, apparently the source of the music. "Let me go, you mother fucking traitors!"
"COLOR PEN! YOU ARE MY WAIFU! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!" Mik howled next to her, where Treyen was now helping her sister haul the struggling girl forward.
"Now, now, this is your wedding, you should be happy, yes?" Naru smiled creepily as she took hold of the Aussie's other hand. It looked like she was trying to see if a human could smile like the Cheshire cat.
"I'm going to gut you for this." The other replied with as much venom as she could while trying to claw her eyes out. "And them make sausages out of your entrails and feed them to you."
There was a brief scuffle as the two girls tried to make a run for it, but they didn't stood a chance. Soon they were standing before sTeVe, Seme curse holding them in place. During the fight someone -Acro- had duct taped their arms together and then a bouquet to their hands
"i DeClArE yOu HuSbAnD aNd WiVeS." The alien stated simply.
"Under whose authority?! You aren't even a priest! And you didn't even ask for our consent!" Talon shouted as Seme curse threw each wife across a shoulder and proceeded to carry them off as the rest of the comma blew bubbles around them.
"i CoNqUeReD tHiS lAnD." sTeVe bend its head to the side and waved towards them with the manga in its palm. "aNd I pAy In MeAt."
"Pay in me-! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING USING US AS PAYMENT YOU CREEP?! AND WHY THE HELL ARE YOU LOT HELPING IT?!"
"Sorry Talon~" Tina grinned unapologetically. "It was too good of a deal to pass up~"
"Now, now, my dears, we are going to have fun now." Talon and Mik felt only dread as the door closed behind them and perverted laugher followed them from the roof.
HAPPY FOOL'S DAY 8D. YES, IN CHILE IT IS CELEBRATED TODAY, YOU WEIRD PEOPLE!!!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/April_Fools'_Day
Relevant bit:
In Spain and Ibero-America, an equivalent date is December 28, Christian day of celebration of the Massacre of the Innocents. The Christian celebration is a holiday in its own right, a religious one, but the tradition of pranks is not, though the latter is observed yearly. After somebody plays a joke or a prank on somebody else, the joker usually cries out, in some regions of Ibero-America: "Inocente palomita que te dejaste engañar" ("You innocent little dove that let yourself be fooled"). In Mexico, the phrase is "Inocente Para Siempre!" which means "Innocent Forever!". In Spain, it is common to say just "Inocente!" (which in Spanish can mean "Innocent!", but also "Gullible!"). Nevertheless, on the Spanish island of Minorca, "Dia d'enganyar" ("Fooling day") is celebrated on April 1 because Menorca was a British possession during part of the 18th century.