we want to have fun and we want to get wasted.
Oh man, we need to have movie nights more often.
Saturday night saw our group of rejects, vagabonds, layabouts and Rob journey over to Luke's place, to watch many movies, eat lots of food and talk about random things, encompassing orgasms, fetish's, soiling oneself, and Rob.
We started things off with Mallrats, which wasn't great, but it did have Jay and Silent Bob in it, therefore it gets my vote as a good movie. Kevin Smith is still a classical genius. After this, we turned on some Python, namely And Now For Something Completely Different which was particularly surreal, but rather stunningly funny, as is their bent. After Python, we broke out Eddie Izzard: Circle, a classic DVD, possibly the funniest stuff he's ever done. John didn't like it because of his rather zany views on religion etc, but the rest of us laughed our tits off, and those of us who lack breasts pretended to laugh our tits off, or at least laugh very loudly.
Izzard was followed by CKY Vol I, and this in turn was followed with Donnie Darko, which was freaking amazing. After Darko, we watched more CKY and Jackass and the like, and then we tried to chuck a (very naked) Josh out into the street, but he wasn't having any of it, so that plan fell through. By about 5am, bored of teasing Josh about not getting to see Charlotte naked a few months ago , we were sleeping at Eddie's, and when we woke up in the morning, we decided we all needed to shower. Now, being sensible types we didn't all shower together, we took it in turns. Anyway, when Charlotte was in the shower, we were all in the adjoining room lifting weights and stuff. Luke threw a towel at me, and I ducked, and it hit the shower door, which rather unexpectedly and pleasingly swung open to reveal a fully naked Charlotte. She really is a lovely sort, she didn't even try to cover up. She just stood there and stared us out until we closed the door. At this precise moment, Josh was downstairs talking to Eddie's lovely mother Hester about school, and therefore missed the glory of Charlotte naked. We like to wind him up about this at every opportunity. Er, where was I? Oh yes, So, bored of teasing Josh and talking about sex, we decided to put Alkaline Trio song titles into sexual context. These are the best of the bunch.
"Nrrrg, Nrrrg, Splat. Oh jeez, Sorry About That"
"You know, I just want to Fuck You Aurora"
"Was the sex good? Hell Yes!"
"...and I came harder than Armageddon"
"All I wanted to do was Steam-her Trunk"
"Keep 'em Coming baby"
"Would you like to Madam Me?"
"Too. Much. Friction. Maybe I'll Catch Fire"
"And I Lied My Face Off when I said that was a decent size"
"We were going at it so hard I was having Trouble Breathing"
"This Could Be Love. You kidding me? I'm just in it for the sex!"
"You're turning Blue, Carolina"
"Infact, you seem decidedly Blue In The Face"
"Well, it was a little odd. She liked to be Nose Over Tail"
"This Is Getting (my leg) Over You"
"Not once, not twice, 97 times"
"Pretty soon I was the Exploding Boy"
"I haven't had anyone as good As You Were"
"Can you feel me inside you? No way, You've Got So Far To Go"
Yeah, we have too much time on our hands.
Anyway, we all slept for less than 3 hours each, and I set off Luke's smoke alarm when I was cooking myself breakfast (Bacon, Eggs, Beans, Fried Bread). Tom, being the resourceful chap that he is, pulled the batteries out in one swift motion, then went back to spooning with Lorna. Which was sweeter than it sounds. I do so hope that they get it together, they suit each other down to the ground. After we had eaten, we watched some Zim and then the Steve-O; Don't Try This At Home DVD, some of which was rather good, and some of which made us all Cringe. There's another Trio title I couldn't fit in earlier.
Anyway, you're cool. Go do all this shit.
~ Go to onyourstereo and check out the man love pictures from last night.
~ Go and see the new Metro site. Turn the sound on. You get to hear some of "Uppercut". It's bassy good.
~ Look at this picture. I look hawt in black and red. I also have fucking weird elbows.
~ Go apply for hip_progeny. Go on, you're cool remember?
~ Tell someone you care about exactly how you feel about them and how much they mean to you; they will appreciate it like you won't believe.
~ Listen to Ultimate Fakebook and The Paper Chase.
~ Take a long relaxing shower. They are so rejuvenating.
~ Feel loved, if by no-one else, then at least by me.
Smoochie Noochies motherfuckers.
++ For fucks sake!! The new Blink single is clearly the best thing ever. The first 1:55 seconds of it are good, but not mindblowing, but shit, the last minute is awesome. Since when could Mark and Tom loop vocals? Christ. Go to the site, click discography, and download the track. Love it. Love it as I love you.
Saturday night saw our group of rejects, vagabonds, layabouts and Rob journey over to Luke's place, to watch many movies, eat lots of food and talk about random things, encompassing orgasms, fetish's, soiling oneself, and Rob.
We started things off with Mallrats, which wasn't great, but it did have Jay and Silent Bob in it, therefore it gets my vote as a good movie. Kevin Smith is still a classical genius. After this, we turned on some Python, namely And Now For Something Completely Different which was particularly surreal, but rather stunningly funny, as is their bent. After Python, we broke out Eddie Izzard: Circle, a classic DVD, possibly the funniest stuff he's ever done. John didn't like it because of his rather zany views on religion etc, but the rest of us laughed our tits off, and those of us who lack breasts pretended to laugh our tits off, or at least laugh very loudly.
Izzard was followed by CKY Vol I, and this in turn was followed with Donnie Darko, which was freaking amazing. After Darko, we watched more CKY and Jackass and the like, and then we tried to chuck a (very naked) Josh out into the street, but he wasn't having any of it, so that plan fell through. By about 5am, bored of teasing Josh about not getting to see Charlotte naked a few months ago , we were sleeping at Eddie's, and when we woke up in the morning, we decided we all needed to shower. Now, being sensible types we didn't all shower together, we took it in turns. Anyway, when Charlotte was in the shower, we were all in the adjoining room lifting weights and stuff. Luke threw a towel at me, and I ducked, and it hit the shower door, which rather unexpectedly and pleasingly swung open to reveal a fully naked Charlotte. She really is a lovely sort, she didn't even try to cover up. She just stood there and stared us out until we closed the door. At this precise moment, Josh was downstairs talking to Eddie's lovely mother Hester about school, and therefore missed the glory of Charlotte naked. We like to wind him up about this at every opportunity. Er, where was I? Oh yes, So, bored of teasing Josh and talking about sex, we decided to put Alkaline Trio song titles into sexual context. These are the best of the bunch.
"Nrrrg, Nrrrg, Splat. Oh jeez, Sorry About That"
"You know, I just want to Fuck You Aurora"
"Was the sex good? Hell Yes!"
"...and I came harder than Armageddon"
"All I wanted to do was Steam-her Trunk"
"Keep 'em Coming baby"
"Would you like to Madam Me?"
"Too. Much. Friction. Maybe I'll Catch Fire"
"And I Lied My Face Off when I said that was a decent size"
"We were going at it so hard I was having Trouble Breathing"
"This Could Be Love. You kidding me? I'm just in it for the sex!"
"You're turning Blue, Carolina"
"Infact, you seem decidedly Blue In The Face"
"Well, it was a little odd. She liked to be Nose Over Tail"
"This Is Getting (my leg) Over You"
"Not once, not twice, 97 times"
"Pretty soon I was the Exploding Boy"
"I haven't had anyone as good As You Were"
"Can you feel me inside you? No way, You've Got So Far To Go"
Yeah, we have too much time on our hands.
Anyway, we all slept for less than 3 hours each, and I set off Luke's smoke alarm when I was cooking myself breakfast (Bacon, Eggs, Beans, Fried Bread). Tom, being the resourceful chap that he is, pulled the batteries out in one swift motion, then went back to spooning with Lorna. Which was sweeter than it sounds. I do so hope that they get it together, they suit each other down to the ground. After we had eaten, we watched some Zim and then the Steve-O; Don't Try This At Home DVD, some of which was rather good, and some of which made us all Cringe. There's another Trio title I couldn't fit in earlier.
Anyway, you're cool. Go do all this shit.
~ Go to onyourstereo and check out the man love pictures from last night.
~ Go and see the new Metro site. Turn the sound on. You get to hear some of "Uppercut". It's bassy good.
~ Look at this picture. I look hawt in black and red. I also have fucking weird elbows.
~ Go apply for hip_progeny. Go on, you're cool remember?
~ Tell someone you care about exactly how you feel about them and how much they mean to you; they will appreciate it like you won't believe.
~ Listen to Ultimate Fakebook and The Paper Chase.
~ Take a long relaxing shower. They are so rejuvenating.
~ Feel loved, if by no-one else, then at least by me.
Smoochie Noochies motherfuckers.
++ For fucks sake!! The new Blink single is clearly the best thing ever. The first 1:55 seconds of it are good, but not mindblowing, but shit, the last minute is awesome. Since when could Mark and Tom loop vocals? Christ. Go to the site, click discography, and download the track. Love it. Love it as I love you.