I could survive for 35 seconds chained to a bunk bed with a velociraptor

This is from a fic I'm reading called A Slight Disadvantage on FF.net. It's hilarious! Here are some quotes:

--Starscream let his arm fall to the ground. He just lay there for the longest time. Finally he got fed up with the silence. “Have you ever had that feeling right before something goes wrong? You know, the one you get when you know everything ( Read more... )