"My favorite animal is steak."
Fran Liebowitz
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There is nothing to eat in my apartment and I am hungry. With that said (paradoxically), here is a list of all the food I have in my apartment. (You know how I like making lists.)
No Yummy
- One small 12 oz. package of Barilla spaghetti.
- One large 24 oz. package of Barilla spaghetti.
- One small 12 oz. package of Barilla linguini.
- One 24 oz. bag of fancy red-chili linguini.
- A bag of prunes.
- 1/4 of a bag of Ruffles Sour Cream and Cheddar Chips that new roommate has decided to start pilfering from.
- Two cans of Campbell's Tomato Soup.
- One can of Campbell's Tomato Bisque.
- One package of Campbell's Select Butternut Squash soup.
- Rice Chex.
- Mueslix.
- Cinnamon Sunset tea.
- Lipton black tea.
- Sugar cubes.
- Frozen broccoli.
- Dark chocolate cowboy boots that Emily's mom gave me.
- Rotten spinach.
- Moldy bread.
- Ketchup.
- Mayonnaise.
- Butter.
- Syrup.
- Oregano.
- Salt & Pepper.
- Garlic Salt.
- One package light Cream Cheese.
- One package regular Cream Cheese.
- Olive Oil.
- Hot chocolate.
- Chocolate Syrup.
- Coffee.
- Creamer.
- One hard-boiled egg.
- A Kit-Kat.
- Two bottles of wine.
And that's about it. Any suggestions?