Dear Santa,
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In April I didn't flush (-1 points). In January I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). Last Wednesday on a flight to Vancouver, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In September I gave geahanj a kidney (1000 points). Last month I stole creasybear's purse (-30 points).
Overall, I've been an angel (930 points). For Christmas I deserve a Porsche 911 Turbo!
Sincerely,
naptownhoosier