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the guy who lives below me is hacking up his lung's. and if i'm not mistaken there is a woman crying. or laughing hysterically. there's been some slamming and maybe some yelling. i'm not sure what the fuck is going on. i wish they'd go to bed or shut up or something.
)my one key is malfunctioning.
2)i helped a man help a man up from the middle of the sidewalk today(my retribution for not helping a different man a few months ago).
2)fran, my resident sexpert, talked me into buying a new toy at good vibes today, and taught me all there is to know about most of the merchandise in the store. quite knowledgeable that one. oh, and we conducted a very serious academic debate over how penises are just a symbol for masculinity, not actual masculinity- while fondling the cyberskin products. haha.
3)last weekend i got a box and it has roosters on it. it's gonna be my cockbox. i'll post pictures later. it is truly priceless.
4)my first week of school has exhaused me to the point that i am slightly concerned that i might be narceleptic because all day i haven't been able to study for longer than fifteen minutes without nodding off. i wish i was a cat, then it wouldnt matter that i was narceleptic and i could just sleep and eat and poop all day.
5)i'm already way behind in my work for school. why do professors assign reading assignments for the first day of classes, like anyone is gonna know about it. and even if we did, we still wouldnt do that shit.
6)i've got a bike that is in semi-working order. and i love it, even if it's a crappyass bike with crooked handlebars. i biked in the cold and rain today, and it felt phenomenal (coldwetphenomenal).
7)the screen on my laptop is wobbly, this dissapoints me greatly.
8)a man tried to sell me crystal meth while i was waiting for fran at the bart station today. he was weird and i said no.
9) i think i might have a mild yeast infection.
)my one key is malfunctioning.
2)i helped a man help a man up from the middle of the sidewalk today(my retribution for not helping a different man a few months ago).
2)fran, my resident sexpert, talked me into buying a new toy at good vibes today, and taught me all there is to know about most of the merchandise in the store. quite knowledgeable that one. oh, and we conducted a very serious academic debate over how penises are just a symbol for masculinity, not actual masculinity- while fondling the cyberskin products. haha.
3)last weekend i got a box and it has roosters on it. it's gonna be my cockbox. i'll post pictures later. it is truly priceless.
4)my first week of school has exhaused me to the point that i am slightly concerned that i might be narceleptic because all day i haven't been able to study for longer than fifteen minutes without nodding off. i wish i was a cat, then it wouldnt matter that i was narceleptic and i could just sleep and eat and poop all day.
5)i'm already way behind in my work for school. why do professors assign reading assignments for the first day of classes, like anyone is gonna know about it. and even if we did, we still wouldnt do that shit.
6)i've got a bike that is in semi-working order. and i love it, even if it's a crappyass bike with crooked handlebars. i biked in the cold and rain today, and it felt phenomenal (coldwetphenomenal).
7)the screen on my laptop is wobbly, this dissapoints me greatly.
8)a man tried to sell me crystal meth while i was waiting for fran at the bart station today. he was weird and i said no.
9) i think i might have a mild yeast infection.