Over fifteen years ago, I took a silly quiz which rated my life.

Results - October 2005

Life: 4.1
Mind: 5.2
Body: 5.9
Spirit: 5.4
Friends/Family: 2.4
Love: 1.4
Finance: 1.2

Analysis (from the site)

Life: Your life rating is a score of the sum total of your life, and accounts for how satisfied, successful, balanced, capable, valuable, and happy you are. ( Read more... )

This entry has been edited as it contained links that are no longer in working fashion.If any of my readers have been following my Twitter feed over the past month or so, you may or may not be aware of yet another drama-fest that has been breaking out.  My anger stems in large part due to a thread in the Something Awful forums ( Read more... )

I have lots inside me that I want to express, but instead of ranting on the corruption of individuals such as Tom Corbett, I am instead depressed beyond all measure.  It's been not only months, but years since I've felt this rotten.  I've come to accept that I'll always be poor in net worth and as an individual, but now that it comes time to ( Read more... )

So I heard about the new Mega Man movie written and directed by Eddie Lebron that the Internet has gone crazy over, and last week I decided to look at the trailer.  Instantly, my mind raced back to this effort.

Despite this, I proceed to watch the movie.  I hoped it wasn't as bad as the trailer looked.

It was not that bad.

It's so much worse than I ( Read more... )

Disclaimer: This is an April Fool's joke. Not one piece of information I have written is true. Although it would seem obvious to many readers, I want it to be clear that despite the claims of others in comments on several Web sites, I am not Tinsel Korey. I am not Harsha Patel. Tinsel Korey is not Harsha Patel. I have never known either of them ( Read more... )

You want to hear a stupid story?  Here it goes ( Read more... )

Be warned, this is a rant without much of a focus or even much of a point. At times, I probably will contradict myself, but I only ask that you consider any such errors to be reflective of my inept writing rather than a deficiency in intelligence.

At the end of 2008, I approached the new year with a heart full of ambivalence. I did not mention ( Read more... )

Ah, sweet depression, I had thought I had left you in a previous life. But inadequacy I had cast aside returned to me like a boomerang, an ever faithful companion. You never forget me, even when I forget you. I am starting to realize that you are my only friend, and all those I've sought to escape your grasp are merely fickle dalliances to delay ( Read more... )

Over the years, I noticed a shift in my demeanor. Although I'm still negative, I'm not as demanding of those around me as I used to be. Before, I have to admit, I was rather demanding about getting followers. Now, while I still dream about my personal army of sycophants, in all honesty, as long as you let me do my thing, I don't really care if ( Read more... )

People often say I take things too seriously. Perhaps that is a fault of mine. But if that's the case, why is it are those the same people who dismiss me are the very ones to take action against me? I mean if I'm the "rodeo clown" who is to be mocked, what's the whole point in gagging me and binding me? Can't you just take no action and let me ( Read more... )