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Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely diligent devotee this year.
In February, I legally changed my name to Randolph Carter (-40 points). In January, I made a burnt offering to the Dead Dreamer (100 points). In August, I recruited hitokiribekosai as a new cultist (30 points). In September, I exposed watermonkey to soul-rending horrors (250 points). In December, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In October, I burnt my copy of the Necronomicon (-75 points).
In short, I have been very good (165 points) and deserve the honour of having my body used as a host for one of your servitors.
Your humble and obedient servant,
NanaSue000
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