A sleepless night and $125 vet bill. Next life, I'm sticking with goldfish.

But apparently Sam is a boy after all.

My day has been bizarre ( Read more... )

I think I've finally figured out what's making me so tired lately. It's not the extra work I've been under the past couple weeks, it's not my horrible eating habits.

It's sleeping.

I went to bed feeling just fine. I allowed myself plenty of hours of rest. And I woke up in the middle of the night too weak to move. So clearly, sleep is making me

I was really loving these stormy days...until lightening struck my car. My radio is fried. BUT AT LEAST IT MISSED ME. HAH ( Read more... )

"Well, why not? Admit it -- you're intrigued."

Someday I will get a normal fortune cookie fortune. Something about how my smile is contagious to everyone around me or with great power comes great responsibility.

Something better than that.

We lost Mac today.

Okay, so it's a quiet day at work and I'm doing what any normal person would do -- reading about supposedly haunted paintings:

"A disturbing-and apparently haunted-painting entitled Hands Resist Him became famous on Ebay in February 2000. The painting portrayed a little boy standing in front of a window and next to a girl with jointed, doll-like ( Read more... )

Since when do you have to pay for jalapenos on your nachos? Sure, you always had to ask for them, but now they're actually charging? This is clearly a sign of the apocalypse. It's times like these that I wish I had a bible because I'm sure the word "jalapenos" is in Revelations somewhere ( Read more... )

I really can't forgive myself when I make a mistake.

It's Gabby's birthday! She's double-digits today which...makes me feel a little ill. But she's always been healthy, so I'm gonna look forward to another ten years with her. I'm fixing corn for her tonight ( Read more... )