I'm brilliant.

[namnesor]

  Namnesor:         If I get a peg leg, it's going to hide a midget.
  Namnesor:         And the midget is going to be a trained assassin.
  Namnesor:         And I'll participate in Blackjack tournaments.
  Namnesor:         And someone will start winning.
  Namnesor:         And I'll get angry.
  Namnesor:         And the codeword for him to kill the opponent will be "It's time to get a leg up on the competition."