Katia's Birthday
I'm sorry, I can't write anymore. I study Japanese too much and avoid contact with English as much as possible. I might begin every sentence with "so" or "and".
So my good friend Katia had a birthday, so I went to Nagoya on a Saturday night, which necessitates a journal entry.
The party was held at a place called Mybar, and it was my first time there. Mybar is a pretty small place, and it was jam-packed with tons of strangers. A short foreigner asked me if I wanted to order anything, I said "I'm here for a party", she said "Where", I said "Ummm". (Once again, sorry about the writing). So I ordered a beer (A Heartland to be specific). Katia is a Brazilian, so most of the attendees at her party were Brazilian. Coincidentally, 2 more of Katia's Brazilian friends had a birthday the same week, so it was a triple-Brazilian blowout. Katia wasn't at her own party yet, so one of her friends came and got me and introduced me to everyone. Few of the guests could speak English (or even Japanese), but the ones who could spoke it very well. I was a bit nervous with all these strangers around (and all of them much better dancers than me) so I decided that the best strategy would be to drink until I felt comfortable. So I had a shot of tequila. Then that shot of tequila decided to have a shot of tequila. Then they drank several long island ice-T's. From here on out, I will be using the royal "we" to refer to myself and my drinks. Katia showed up an hour and a half late to her party, and by that time we were drunk. We danced and ate delicious cake. We did regrettably amorous things with one of Katia's friends.
This whole time a bunch of really big dudes were slowly filtering into the bar. They were all tall and had ridiculous muscles. They were of a variety of ethnicities and nationalities, so we were starting to think that we were just the smallest guy in the world. 80% of the men in the bar were officially gigantic. It wasn't until the next day someone informed me that they were all the members of a professional rugby team.
The bar closed at 4 am, then we went to another bar called "The HUB". We drank more, then got kicked out of the hub at 6 am. Then we went to McDonald's. We fell asleep on some girl, and Katia carried me home to her apartment. We then slept until 5 pm, and spent the next day drinking.
So my good friend Katia had a birthday, so I went to Nagoya on a Saturday night, which necessitates a journal entry.
The party was held at a place called Mybar, and it was my first time there. Mybar is a pretty small place, and it was jam-packed with tons of strangers. A short foreigner asked me if I wanted to order anything, I said "I'm here for a party", she said "Where", I said "Ummm". (Once again, sorry about the writing). So I ordered a beer (A Heartland to be specific). Katia is a Brazilian, so most of the attendees at her party were Brazilian. Coincidentally, 2 more of Katia's Brazilian friends had a birthday the same week, so it was a triple-Brazilian blowout. Katia wasn't at her own party yet, so one of her friends came and got me and introduced me to everyone. Few of the guests could speak English (or even Japanese), but the ones who could spoke it very well. I was a bit nervous with all these strangers around (and all of them much better dancers than me) so I decided that the best strategy would be to drink until I felt comfortable. So I had a shot of tequila. Then that shot of tequila decided to have a shot of tequila. Then they drank several long island ice-T's. From here on out, I will be using the royal "we" to refer to myself and my drinks. Katia showed up an hour and a half late to her party, and by that time we were drunk. We danced and ate delicious cake. We did regrettably amorous things with one of Katia's friends.
This whole time a bunch of really big dudes were slowly filtering into the bar. They were all tall and had ridiculous muscles. They were of a variety of ethnicities and nationalities, so we were starting to think that we were just the smallest guy in the world. 80% of the men in the bar were officially gigantic. It wasn't until the next day someone informed me that they were all the members of a professional rugby team.
The bar closed at 4 am, then we went to another bar called "The HUB". We drank more, then got kicked out of the hub at 6 am. Then we went to McDonald's. We fell asleep on some girl, and Katia carried me home to her apartment. We then slept until 5 pm, and spent the next day drinking.