Yesterday my friends Steve and Nate came over and we played with Nerf guns. I own more Nerf guns now than at any point in my life. Then Nate and I went to Gifu tower and looked at the view. It was bromantic. Now I'm watching a German xombie movie. I hope I get a new job.

Nietzsche said "battle not with monsters, lest ye become a monster, and if you gaze into the abyss, the abyss gazes also into you ( Read more... )

"Guys". Like there's some guys who read this. Let's see... I was unemployed for a year. Then I was overemployed for 9 months. I had a long stomach problem that caused me to lose my job as an ALT recently. I was going to move to Nagoya, now I'm not sure.

Let's all try our best.

A few weeks ago I got a call from my ex-girlfriend, Kozue, asking if I wanted to go to Guam. I said yes, because Kozue and I have a platonic relationship and there are worse places to go that Guam (like a place that doesn't have Taco Bell). A few days after that I met a girl who I forced to be my girlfriend (using only my whits and strength). So ( Read more... )

Yesterday I had a job interview in Japanese (which went well), then I had a new class.

After that I met up with a beautiful genius, drank coffee, showed her my office (pro tip: chicks dig offices), ate Indian food, watched a movie and drank wine...

It was the best day of my life.

This week rocked like 50 pound block. I'll tell you why ( Read more... )

I met a hot blond girl with tattoos on the subway. We talked in English about stuff, but then I got off the train. Why?

I'm sorry, I can't write anymore. I study Japanese too much and avoid contact with English as much as possible. I might begin every sentence with "so" or "and ( Read more... )

I went to my class in Nagoya as usual, and it went normally. It rained a little. Then I went to shooters and had a quesadilla and 3 beers, 2 of which I drank in under 6 seconds. Then some other guys paid my bill. Then I went to the Hub and had another beer and met 3 new people. Then I slept at a friend's apartment in Nagoya, but I had a bad ( Read more... )

I apologize to Jeff Goldbloom.