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May 13, 2009 16:03

Nako's Very Helpful Museum Etiquette Guide:

  1. SHUT THE FUCK UP. Nobody wants to hear you telling anyone else about how well-informed you think you are about the exhibit.
  2. If you are standing three inches from the case/painting/whatever, it means nobody else can see it. STAND BACK, ASSHOLE. If you can't see from two or three feet away, that means you need glasses, genius.
  3. Giving your children an educational experience is all well and good, but if you're going to drag your ickle kiddies along with you, at least keep them quiet.
  4. If you are standing within six feet of a piece of art, there is probably someone next to or behind you. Look around before you walk into people. If you absolutely must play bumper cars with the other museum guests, here are two magic words: "Excuse me."
  5. No, the guard on duty does not want to have a conversation with you. Neither does anyone else.

...I shall probably add more things later.

ANYWAY. Aside from people infected with Stupid Bitch Syndrome, the King Tut exhibit was pretty damn cool. They had all kinds of gorgeous stuff in there - a ton of gold and inlaid-stone jewelry, carved canopic jars, furniture... there was even a sarcophagus case belonging to one of Tut's relatives. It was GORGEOUS HOLY SHIT and in almost perfect condition. After we left the exhibit we went to lunch with my daddy, since his office is only a couple of blocks from the museum :D :D

Tonight is Criminal Minds. To judge by the Scenes From Our Next Episode, something bad is going to happen to Reid. ;o; If they hurt Reid I will never, ever forgive them. Ever.

My app finally went through at thecityrpg! Yay! Playtime is a go \o/ I am excited that I get to play with Ras and Song again. ...AND EVERYONE ELSE, OF COURSE.

stupid bitch syndrome, lists are useful, egypt is awesome, rping addiction, criminal minds, the city

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