The Return of Arthur, the Once and Future King

[nakedbacon]

In my typical fashion I have disappeared for months and have now suddenly decided to make my glorious return. Huzzah! So, in the last few months I have fallen in love, finished my third year of college, continued to poison my body, said my farewells to a great many graduating friends, gotten a crappy summer job, rekindled my love for all things nerdy, turned twenty-one with a bang, watched numerous films and found a new outlet for uninteresting opinoins and failed attempts at witt and charm in the form of movie reviews on a web site run by the Orlando Nerd Gang. Most importantly I've never been happier, my life seems to be going along pretty well right now. My birthday was last Monday, however, Justin and company threw a nice swaree in my honor on Friday. Kirsten, my girlfriend, flew down on the 23rd and a group of about six of us went out for a very satisfying dinner at Fuji Sushi. Kirsten, unfortunately, had to fly home today, I miss her terribly already. I made it a point of putting that little comment about the perfect gift being a bottle of Grey Goose vodka on my quiz site and I recieved not one, but two nicely sized bottles of the fine French export. They are now sitting snugly in my desk drawer beside the bottle of Ocucaje Pisco that Enrique gave me. What truly made my birthday though was how many people remembered. I recieved phone calls from graduated Miami friends all evening, my close and extended family and I even recieved a email birthday card from Kyrgystan compliments of Aisulu. Most astonishing was the break in tradition of my birthday being commemorated by a deluge drowning all of central Florida. It was a good day. I was lucky enough to recieve time off from work during Kirsten's visit, unfortunately I have to start back this afternoon. I could certainly use the money. If you're free you can check out my reviews or comics and rants posted by the other staff memebers at www.side-quest.com. If you're really bored you can find once and for all how deep your leftist sympathies run by taking the "Are you a Pinko Communist Bastard?" test at the link below. This concludes our broadcast.

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