we're all in this together
we're all in this together
Taemin/Kai/Moonkyu/Kwonho/Sungwoon/Ravi/Jimin
2510 w, pg for language
a/n: happy two-year anniversary to my masterpiece mirror mirror on the wall lol it's coincidental that i felt like writing a sequel (sort of) for it. here's hoping that 2018 will be the year ravi and jimin will become friends at last.
taemin
can someone get some drinks on ur way here
and salt
jongin
cant
moonkyu
jongin ur not even here
jongin
just saying
why do u need salt tho
taemin
to become salt bae
no jimin thought he was funny and bombed my coke
he used up all my salt
moonkyu
pls tell me he got a video of ur ugly face
sungwoon
i did
jongin
our hero
kwonho
kids what did i say about wasting food
wonshik
whats going on
here where
taemin
uh oh
sungwoon
guys
jongin
when did yall add wonshik to the group
o
wait
kwonho
lol
taemin
friend
amigo
i can explain
moonkyu
wrong group
wonshik
lol ok
what is this party im not invited to
jongin
dayum
kwonho
lmao
sungwoon
ajskdskj
moonkyu
savage
taemin
were just eating
moonkyu
taem’s cooking
u dont wanna come
wonshik
ur right i dont
taemin
hey
i watch masterchef diligently
kwonho
theres a difference between watching and doing it urself
moonkyu
yeah
like kwono watching twice and trying their dance himself
try is the keyword
kwonho
shut up
taemin
lol
wonshik
taem arent u supposed to be cooking
sungwoon
supposed to is the keyword
he just burnt the rice cakes
kwonho
how do u even burn rice cakes
jongin
wonshik arent u glad ur not there
wonshik
yeah
im having samgyeopsal tbh
moonkyu
wonshik send me ur location
im heading there
sungwoon
me too
jongin
me 3
moonkyu
jongin ur not even in the country
jongin
anything for samgyeopsal man
taemin
traitors
sungwoon
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moonkyu
dude
y r u spamming us with a bunch of pics of jimins
sungwoon
he wants the pics
moonkyu
so
kwonho
dude
jongin
dude
taemin
gurl
sungwoon
what
not u taem
wonshik
lol
u got the wrong group bro
sungwoon
shit
soz
kwonho
pls forgive my dumb friend wonshikie
jongin
did u mean “my dumb friend wonshikie” or “my dumb friend, wonshikie”
moonkyu
our dumb friend jongin
without the ,
kwonho
ur friend not mine
taemin
not my fried either
*friend
jongin
hey
u guys loved me when i bought yall meat
wonshik
its a materialistic world we’re living in friend
jongin
as expected
ur the only one shik-ah
wonshik
nice one
moonkyu
puke
taemin
puke
jongin
jealous
taemin
remember that time we were at the cafe
and we saw some boy confessing to the girl who works there
moonkyu
yea
why
kwonho
i dont remember
when
moonkyu
ur army time
kwonho
ic
jongin
continue ur story taem
taemin
i was three today
*there
with sungwoonie
we were just chillin
and then there was thus girl
*this
moonkyu
taem cant u type any slower
this suspense
like watching a drama
jongin
wheres sungwoon he shd type instead
taemin
shit up jongin
*SHUT
jimin
wow
shit up jongin
literally the 1st thing i saw when i opened this chat
kwonho
god save taem’s fat fingers from keep making all these typos
sungwoon
hey jimin werent u there at the cafe?
jimin
when
which cafe
what happened
wait im scrolling up
what confession
moonkyu
jimin was there?
wasnt it wonshik
taemin
it wasnt jimin????
kwonho
im confused
jimin
wasnt me bro
sungwoon
how come taem n i both remembered it being u
moonkyu
bc ur both dumb
taemin
shut up moonkyu
moonkyu
u mean shit up
taemin
SHUT UP
jimin
new entry to taemin hyung's legendary typos collection
kwonho
if u think about it its amazing how much typos he makes given how slow he types
jimin
ur right
taemin
k bye
jongin
wait
what happened at the cafe today?
am i the only one still curious?????
U CANT LEAVE ME HANGING
moonkyu
hey
i has 2 tix to a movie premiere
jongin
r u inviting us or what
moonkyu
patience, young padawan
im supposed to go my friend
but he bailed
n i dont feel like watching
sungwoon
oho
u wanna watch with ur friend
but u dont wanna watch with us
taemin
whos ur friend
since when did u have friends besides us
why is that friend not friends with us
moonkyu
i have friends ok
kwonho
defensive as ever
wonshik
what movie
moonkyu
the one with ma dongseok
wonshik
oh
i want
moonkyu
nice
who wants to go with shikie
taemin
not in the city sorry :(
jongin
not in the city 2 sorry :(
sungwoon
i have a date soz
taemin
with who
jongin
tonight is jo jungseok's drama
sungwoon's oppa
taemin
i c
sungwoon
hey
kwonho
sorry i have a date
a real date
sungwoon
HEY
wonshik
so no one's free?
taemin
take moonkyu with u shikie
moonkyu
i already made other plans
wonshik
sad
sungwoon
oh i just remembered
the other day jimin mentioned he wants to see this movie
jongin
there u go
wonshik
um
kwonho
guys they no homies
taemin
make this ur opportunity
watching a move together is like the most basic first date course
*movie
kwonho
yea
believe it or not taem's right
taemin
hey
y u do guys always attack me
moonkyu
cuz its fun
sungwoon
i can ask jimin for u if u shy
wonshik
uh
its ok
nvm
i watch another time
sungwoon created group “sos”
taemin
whats this
moonkyu
whats this
jongin
whats this
kwonho
whats this
taemin
yall plagiarists
kwonho
isnt it plagiarizer
taemin
same difference
jongin
plagiarist sounds cooler tho
moonkyu
will anyone explain what this group is for
taemin
wheres sungwoon
jongin
sungwoona
kwonho
saengun
sungwoon
yo
jongin
he only answered to saengun
sungwoon
soz i was answering nature's call
taemin
saengun tmi
kwonho
child
sungwoon
anyway
i have a plan
moonkyu
what plan
sungwoon
as we all know
we have 2 separate chat rooms
n we keep mistaking 1 for the other
kwonho
i never did
moonkyu
its just u saengun
jongin
and taem
sungwoon
that was 1 time
2
ok maybe more
my point is
jongin
o he has a point
sungwoon
why must we keep 2 separate rooms for the same group of ppl
moonkyu
not the same ppl
taemin
r u reducing wonshik and jimin to “same ppl” saengun
sungwoon
will u guys listen till the end
also stop calling me saengun
kwonho
*read
saengun
sungwoon
…..
jongin
will we ever get to the point
sungwoon
i was getting to it but u guys keep interrupting me
ok so
i was thinking
why not we just combine our chat rooms
like add jimin to the 1st one or wonshik to the 2nd one
taemin
but they no homies
sungwoon
thats our mission rn
make them become homies
jongin
ooooh r we playing cupid
im in
kwonho
jongin u have the worst aim
full offense i dont trust ur arrows
taemin
remember that time we played bowling
n jongin literally went over to throw the ball right in front of the pins
moonkyu
n we got kicked out
n banned from the place
dude u brought me shame
kwonho
the funniest part is he still couldnt get a spare
on a scale of 1 to jongin how loser r u
jongin
shut up i already erased that moment from my memory
taemin
doesnt mean it never happened
sungwoon
hello
kwonho
from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide
taemin
i already forgot about saengun lolololol
sungwoon
thx
anyway
i have a plan
jongin
he has a plan
kwonho
u said that already saengun
instead of declaring maybe u should start elaborating
sungwoon
STOP INTERRUPTING
jongin
hes sensitive
shh
taemin
[sharpay voice] everybody QUIEEETTTT
sungwoon
SO
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE WE CAN GET WONSHIK N JIMIN IN THE SAME ROOM
ALONE
moonkyu
jeez u didnt need to shout
sungwoon
im just trying to get ur attention
taemin
get them in the same room how
is it like that party game where u lock ppl in a closet
jongin
r we trying to get them to make out
gasp
saengun ur taking this too far
sungwoon
no 1 said anything about making out jongin
n stop calling me saengun
kwonho
do we deceive them
like promising to meet at a certain place except we dont mention whos gonna be there
and we dont show up
sungwoon
a voice of reason at last
taemin
wow
for a plan so simple
u made it so complicated saengun
moonkyu
ur a genius kwono
sungwoon left the group
jongin
i told u guys hes sensitive
moonkyu
r they here yet
sungwoon
dude where r u
taemin
not yet
moonkyu
im sitting near window
kwonho
theres literally 5 windows
moonkyu
im literally the only 1 sitting near any window
sungwoon
ok i see u now
taemin
sungwoon is that u standing at my 9 oclock harassing a staff
jongin
it is
kwonho
hes trying to seduce the staff so that she can go eavesdrop the conversation from time to time
try is the keyword
jongin
wtf
moonkyu
wtf
taemin
sungwoon retreat b4 someone reports u
sungwoon
slander
i wasnt seducing her
i was asking for a favour
nicely
jongin
go back to ur position before they arrive saengun
ur gonna get us caught
moonkyu
where r u 2 btw
u n taem i mean
i dont see u guys
taemin
we r sitting near ur friend
the trash can
facing the wall
moonkyu
fuck u taem
sungwoon
wait y r u 2 sitting together
jongin
taem forgot his wallet so hes leeching off me
kwonho
im surprised he never left house forgetting to put on pants
jongin
he did once remember
kwonho
when
moonkyu
i think way back then
school days
he slept past alarm n just ran out
wearing panties
taemin
fuck u i dont wear panties
sungwoon
did he actually reach school wo his pants
jongin
no
unfortunately he made uturn
moonkyu
sad
kwonho
icb i never heard of this til now
taemin
no 1 needed to hear about this
i still regret telling them
moonkyu
when he first told us we were on a bus
jongin laughed so hard he started to make rly loud weird dolphin sounds
so the driver stopped to check on us
taemin
thx to u guys everyone on the bus found out
kwonho
i have wasted the past few years of my life not knowing this
sungwoon
guys
moonkyu
wait everyone hes here
taemin
who
moonkyu
jimin u dumbass
JONGIN STOP LAUGHING I CAN HEAR U ALL THE WAY
wait
HES CALLING ME
taemin
dont answer
turn off ur phone
moonkyu
if i do that then how am i supposed to text u guys
taemin
ah
jongin
dumbass
taem just hit me
moonkyu
hit him back
kwonho
children
stop fighting
btw im hiding behind a business newspaper
hes not gonna notice me
sungwoon
ur holding it upside down friend
kwonho
oh
its an eng newspaper i didnt notice
thank
taemin
wait now hes calling me
moonkyu
turn off ur phone taem
taemin
ha ha
sungwoon
wait
wonshiks here too
oh they just saw each other
moonkyu
im shocked they didnt notice us tho
esp sungwoon
look at his obnoxious outfit
sungwoon
what is this sudden attack on my disguise
taemin
yea that punk shirt is practically begging for attention
*pink
kwonho
everybody quiet
theyre actually sitting together
sungwoon
wow my plan is working out?
taemin
except jimin wouldnt stop calling me
moonkyu
n me
ur not special taem
sungwoon
theyre talking
wait theyre laughing
TOGETHER????
im dispatching my spy
jongin
i wanna turn around to watch them but what if they see
moonkyu
ur kinda far away jongin
i dont think theyll notice
kwonho
hey thru the holes of my newspaper i see wonshik showing jimin smth
his phone?
moonkyu
yea i see it too
jongin
y do i feel nervous suddenly
as if someone found out smth theyre not supposed to find out
wonshik
hello
jongin
hello
wait what
taemin
WHAT IS WONSHIK DOIN HERE
wonshik
guys u need to learn to double check the group name
before u start spamming
kwonho
im confused
jongin
he means we’re in the wrong group
kwonho
i c
sungwoon
does this mean uve been reading our conversation
wonshik
yea
my phones been buzzing nonstop with all the notifs
moonkyu
wait who was it
who started msging the wrong group
taemin
uh
kwonho
hmm
wonshik
hate to break it to u
but it was u
moonkyu
what
/what/
jongin
u brought us shame
taemin
dumbass
moonkyu
hey
sungwoon
ok kids enough
moonkyu
im not a kid
taemin
says every kid
wonshik
ok jimin asked if u guys would ever come out of hiding
as if we cant see any of u
esp u sungwoon
u n ur pink shirt
sungwoon
what wrong with my shirt
taemin
im telling u it attracts attention
wonshik
actually taem i noticed u n jongin first
jongin
but we're hiding so well!!!
wonshik
but i heard ur laugh even before i stepped inside
moonkyu
i told u to stop laughing
jongin
its not my fault taems pants story was funny
wonshik
also jimin noticed u first moonkyu
moonkyu
what
wonshik
yea window seat isnt a good idea
kwonho
what about me
wonshik
um
didnt see u
we thought ur not here
oh r u the one with newspaper
kwonho
i shd be glad
but
for some reason this doesnt make me happy
wonshik
sorry friend
jongin
so
r u n jims friends now
taemin
r u guys homies yet
sungwoon
jimins leaning over to look at the screen while wonshiks typing
they look mushy
wow
id think ur a gross couple
wonshik
uh
moonkyu
ur gonna make them awk again saengun
wonshik
he just did
sungwoon
soz
taemin
does this meat we dont have to keep 2 separate chat rooms anymore
*mean
jongin
technically we have 3
including the one we should actually be using now
moonkyu
who even create this many groups for the same ppl
wonshik
u guys apparently
kwonho
hmm
probably need some new friends
taemin
y do u need other friends when u have us
jongin
we're stuck forever
kwonho
dammit
taemin created group “homies”
taemin
to celebrate shikie and jimin becoming homoes
***HOMIES
jimin
amazing
jongin
congrats on becoming homos
moonkyu
lame name as always tho
wonshik
wow
jongin
its not terrible but it lacks smth
how about “homoes”
taemin
i have supportive friends
kwonho
kwonhomies
jongin
kwono no
moonkyu
kwono no
taemin
kwono no
kwonho
ok
jimin
homoes sounds cute
but i’ll never read ur msgs in public
wonshik
true
taemin
aw look at u 2 getting along
moonkyu
the other day i asked shikie if hes watched the ma dongseok movie
cuz i feel bad about last time
n he told me he went with jimin
kwonho
:’)
jongin
what is this proud parents feeling
jimin
why does it feel like were missing smth
moonkyu
yea ive noticed
kwonho
smth… loud…
jongin
n tiny
wonshik
sungwoonie
hes missing
moonkyu
yes!
jongin
but everyones read our msgs???
jimin
i just checked the list
taemin hyung
u didnt add him
taemin
wait what
kwonho
wait what
moonkyu
taemin
jongin
taemin
wonshik
taemin
jimin
hyung
taemin
oh my gid
*god
Taemin/Kai/Moonkyu/Kwonho/Sungwoon/Ravi/Jimin
2510 w, pg for language
a/n: happy two-year anniversary to my masterpiece mirror mirror on the wall lol it's coincidental that i felt like writing a sequel (sort of) for it. here's hoping that 2018 will be the year ravi and jimin will become friends at last.
taemin
can someone get some drinks on ur way here
and salt
jongin
cant
moonkyu
jongin ur not even here
jongin
just saying
why do u need salt tho
taemin
to become salt bae
no jimin thought he was funny and bombed my coke
he used up all my salt
moonkyu
pls tell me he got a video of ur ugly face
sungwoon
i did
jongin
our hero
kwonho
kids what did i say about wasting food
wonshik
whats going on
here where
taemin
uh oh
sungwoon
guys
jongin
when did yall add wonshik to the group
o
wait
kwonho
lol
taemin
friend
amigo
i can explain
moonkyu
wrong group
wonshik
lol ok
what is this party im not invited to
jongin
dayum
kwonho
lmao
sungwoon
ajskdskj
moonkyu
savage
taemin
were just eating
moonkyu
taem’s cooking
u dont wanna come
wonshik
ur right i dont
taemin
hey
i watch masterchef diligently
kwonho
theres a difference between watching and doing it urself
moonkyu
yeah
like kwono watching twice and trying their dance himself
try is the keyword
kwonho
shut up
taemin
lol
wonshik
taem arent u supposed to be cooking
sungwoon
supposed to is the keyword
he just burnt the rice cakes
kwonho
how do u even burn rice cakes
jongin
wonshik arent u glad ur not there
wonshik
yeah
im having samgyeopsal tbh
moonkyu
wonshik send me ur location
im heading there
sungwoon
me too
jongin
me 3
moonkyu
jongin ur not even in the country
jongin
anything for samgyeopsal man
taemin
traitors
sungwoon
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moonkyu
dude
y r u spamming us with a bunch of pics of jimins
sungwoon
he wants the pics
moonkyu
so
kwonho
dude
jongin
dude
taemin
gurl
sungwoon
what
not u taem
wonshik
lol
u got the wrong group bro
sungwoon
shit
soz
kwonho
pls forgive my dumb friend wonshikie
jongin
did u mean “my dumb friend wonshikie” or “my dumb friend, wonshikie”
moonkyu
our dumb friend jongin
without the ,
kwonho
ur friend not mine
taemin
not my fried either
*friend
jongin
hey
u guys loved me when i bought yall meat
wonshik
its a materialistic world we’re living in friend
jongin
as expected
ur the only one shik-ah
wonshik
nice one
moonkyu
puke
taemin
puke
jongin
jealous
taemin
remember that time we were at the cafe
and we saw some boy confessing to the girl who works there
moonkyu
yea
why
kwonho
i dont remember
when
moonkyu
ur army time
kwonho
ic
jongin
continue ur story taem
taemin
i was three today
*there
with sungwoonie
we were just chillin
and then there was thus girl
*this
moonkyu
taem cant u type any slower
this suspense
like watching a drama
jongin
wheres sungwoon he shd type instead
taemin
shit up jongin
*SHUT
jimin
wow
shit up jongin
literally the 1st thing i saw when i opened this chat
kwonho
god save taem’s fat fingers from keep making all these typos
sungwoon
hey jimin werent u there at the cafe?
jimin
when
which cafe
what happened
wait im scrolling up
what confession
moonkyu
jimin was there?
wasnt it wonshik
taemin
it wasnt jimin????
kwonho
im confused
jimin
wasnt me bro
sungwoon
how come taem n i both remembered it being u
moonkyu
bc ur both dumb
taemin
shut up moonkyu
moonkyu
u mean shit up
taemin
SHUT UP
jimin
new entry to taemin hyung's legendary typos collection
kwonho
if u think about it its amazing how much typos he makes given how slow he types
jimin
ur right
taemin
k bye
jongin
wait
what happened at the cafe today?
am i the only one still curious?????
U CANT LEAVE ME HANGING
moonkyu
hey
i has 2 tix to a movie premiere
jongin
r u inviting us or what
moonkyu
patience, young padawan
im supposed to go my friend
but he bailed
n i dont feel like watching
sungwoon
oho
u wanna watch with ur friend
but u dont wanna watch with us
taemin
whos ur friend
since when did u have friends besides us
why is that friend not friends with us
moonkyu
i have friends ok
kwonho
defensive as ever
wonshik
what movie
moonkyu
the one with ma dongseok
wonshik
oh
i want
moonkyu
nice
who wants to go with shikie
taemin
not in the city sorry :(
jongin
not in the city 2 sorry :(
sungwoon
i have a date soz
taemin
with who
jongin
tonight is jo jungseok's drama
sungwoon's oppa
taemin
i c
sungwoon
hey
kwonho
sorry i have a date
a real date
sungwoon
HEY
wonshik
so no one's free?
taemin
take moonkyu with u shikie
moonkyu
i already made other plans
wonshik
sad
sungwoon
oh i just remembered
the other day jimin mentioned he wants to see this movie
jongin
there u go
wonshik
um
kwonho
guys they no homies
taemin
make this ur opportunity
watching a move together is like the most basic first date course
*movie
kwonho
yea
believe it or not taem's right
taemin
hey
y u do guys always attack me
moonkyu
cuz its fun
sungwoon
i can ask jimin for u if u shy
wonshik
uh
its ok
nvm
i watch another time
sungwoon created group “sos”
taemin
whats this
moonkyu
whats this
jongin
whats this
kwonho
whats this
taemin
yall plagiarists
kwonho
isnt it plagiarizer
taemin
same difference
jongin
plagiarist sounds cooler tho
moonkyu
will anyone explain what this group is for
taemin
wheres sungwoon
jongin
sungwoona
kwonho
saengun
sungwoon
yo
jongin
he only answered to saengun
sungwoon
soz i was answering nature's call
taemin
saengun tmi
kwonho
child
sungwoon
anyway
i have a plan
moonkyu
what plan
sungwoon
as we all know
we have 2 separate chat rooms
n we keep mistaking 1 for the other
kwonho
i never did
moonkyu
its just u saengun
jongin
and taem
sungwoon
that was 1 time
2
ok maybe more
my point is
jongin
o he has a point
sungwoon
why must we keep 2 separate rooms for the same group of ppl
moonkyu
not the same ppl
taemin
r u reducing wonshik and jimin to “same ppl” saengun
sungwoon
will u guys listen till the end
also stop calling me saengun
kwonho
*read
saengun
sungwoon
…..
jongin
will we ever get to the point
sungwoon
i was getting to it but u guys keep interrupting me
ok so
i was thinking
why not we just combine our chat rooms
like add jimin to the 1st one or wonshik to the 2nd one
taemin
but they no homies
sungwoon
thats our mission rn
make them become homies
jongin
ooooh r we playing cupid
im in
kwonho
jongin u have the worst aim
full offense i dont trust ur arrows
taemin
remember that time we played bowling
n jongin literally went over to throw the ball right in front of the pins
moonkyu
n we got kicked out
n banned from the place
dude u brought me shame
kwonho
the funniest part is he still couldnt get a spare
on a scale of 1 to jongin how loser r u
jongin
shut up i already erased that moment from my memory
taemin
doesnt mean it never happened
sungwoon
hello
kwonho
from the other siiiiiiiiiiiiide
taemin
i already forgot about saengun lolololol
sungwoon
thx
anyway
i have a plan
jongin
he has a plan
kwonho
u said that already saengun
instead of declaring maybe u should start elaborating
sungwoon
STOP INTERRUPTING
jongin
hes sensitive
shh
taemin
[sharpay voice] everybody QUIEEETTTT
sungwoon
SO
I WAS THINKING
MAYBE WE CAN GET WONSHIK N JIMIN IN THE SAME ROOM
ALONE
moonkyu
jeez u didnt need to shout
sungwoon
im just trying to get ur attention
taemin
get them in the same room how
is it like that party game where u lock ppl in a closet
jongin
r we trying to get them to make out
gasp
saengun ur taking this too far
sungwoon
no 1 said anything about making out jongin
n stop calling me saengun
kwonho
do we deceive them
like promising to meet at a certain place except we dont mention whos gonna be there
and we dont show up
sungwoon
a voice of reason at last
taemin
wow
for a plan so simple
u made it so complicated saengun
moonkyu
ur a genius kwono
sungwoon left the group
jongin
i told u guys hes sensitive
moonkyu
r they here yet
sungwoon
dude where r u
taemin
not yet
moonkyu
im sitting near window
kwonho
theres literally 5 windows
moonkyu
im literally the only 1 sitting near any window
sungwoon
ok i see u now
taemin
sungwoon is that u standing at my 9 oclock harassing a staff
jongin
it is
kwonho
hes trying to seduce the staff so that she can go eavesdrop the conversation from time to time
try is the keyword
jongin
wtf
moonkyu
wtf
taemin
sungwoon retreat b4 someone reports u
sungwoon
slander
i wasnt seducing her
i was asking for a favour
nicely
jongin
go back to ur position before they arrive saengun
ur gonna get us caught
moonkyu
where r u 2 btw
u n taem i mean
i dont see u guys
taemin
we r sitting near ur friend
the trash can
facing the wall
moonkyu
fuck u taem
sungwoon
wait y r u 2 sitting together
jongin
taem forgot his wallet so hes leeching off me
kwonho
im surprised he never left house forgetting to put on pants
jongin
he did once remember
kwonho
when
moonkyu
i think way back then
school days
he slept past alarm n just ran out
wearing panties
taemin
fuck u i dont wear panties
sungwoon
did he actually reach school wo his pants
jongin
no
unfortunately he made uturn
moonkyu
sad
kwonho
icb i never heard of this til now
taemin
no 1 needed to hear about this
i still regret telling them
moonkyu
when he first told us we were on a bus
jongin laughed so hard he started to make rly loud weird dolphin sounds
so the driver stopped to check on us
taemin
thx to u guys everyone on the bus found out
kwonho
i have wasted the past few years of my life not knowing this
sungwoon
guys
moonkyu
wait everyone hes here
taemin
who
moonkyu
jimin u dumbass
JONGIN STOP LAUGHING I CAN HEAR U ALL THE WAY
wait
HES CALLING ME
taemin
dont answer
turn off ur phone
moonkyu
if i do that then how am i supposed to text u guys
taemin
ah
jongin
dumbass
taem just hit me
moonkyu
hit him back
kwonho
children
stop fighting
btw im hiding behind a business newspaper
hes not gonna notice me
sungwoon
ur holding it upside down friend
kwonho
oh
its an eng newspaper i didnt notice
thank
taemin
wait now hes calling me
moonkyu
turn off ur phone taem
taemin
ha ha
sungwoon
wait
wonshiks here too
oh they just saw each other
moonkyu
im shocked they didnt notice us tho
esp sungwoon
look at his obnoxious outfit
sungwoon
what is this sudden attack on my disguise
taemin
yea that punk shirt is practically begging for attention
*pink
kwonho
everybody quiet
theyre actually sitting together
sungwoon
wow my plan is working out?
taemin
except jimin wouldnt stop calling me
moonkyu
n me
ur not special taem
sungwoon
theyre talking
wait theyre laughing
TOGETHER????
im dispatching my spy
jongin
i wanna turn around to watch them but what if they see
moonkyu
ur kinda far away jongin
i dont think theyll notice
kwonho
hey thru the holes of my newspaper i see wonshik showing jimin smth
his phone?
moonkyu
yea i see it too
jongin
y do i feel nervous suddenly
as if someone found out smth theyre not supposed to find out
wonshik
hello
jongin
hello
wait what
taemin
WHAT IS WONSHIK DOIN HERE
wonshik
guys u need to learn to double check the group name
before u start spamming
kwonho
im confused
jongin
he means we’re in the wrong group
kwonho
i c
sungwoon
does this mean uve been reading our conversation
wonshik
yea
my phones been buzzing nonstop with all the notifs
moonkyu
wait who was it
who started msging the wrong group
taemin
uh
kwonho
hmm
wonshik
hate to break it to u
but it was u
moonkyu
what
/what/
jongin
u brought us shame
taemin
dumbass
moonkyu
hey
sungwoon
ok kids enough
moonkyu
im not a kid
taemin
says every kid
wonshik
ok jimin asked if u guys would ever come out of hiding
as if we cant see any of u
esp u sungwoon
u n ur pink shirt
sungwoon
what wrong with my shirt
taemin
im telling u it attracts attention
wonshik
actually taem i noticed u n jongin first
jongin
but we're hiding so well!!!
wonshik
but i heard ur laugh even before i stepped inside
moonkyu
i told u to stop laughing
jongin
its not my fault taems pants story was funny
wonshik
also jimin noticed u first moonkyu
moonkyu
what
wonshik
yea window seat isnt a good idea
kwonho
what about me
wonshik
um
didnt see u
we thought ur not here
oh r u the one with newspaper
kwonho
i shd be glad
but
for some reason this doesnt make me happy
wonshik
sorry friend
jongin
so
r u n jims friends now
taemin
r u guys homies yet
sungwoon
jimins leaning over to look at the screen while wonshiks typing
they look mushy
wow
id think ur a gross couple
wonshik
uh
moonkyu
ur gonna make them awk again saengun
wonshik
he just did
sungwoon
soz
taemin
does this meat we dont have to keep 2 separate chat rooms anymore
*mean
jongin
technically we have 3
including the one we should actually be using now
moonkyu
who even create this many groups for the same ppl
wonshik
u guys apparently
kwonho
hmm
probably need some new friends
taemin
y do u need other friends when u have us
jongin
we're stuck forever
kwonho
dammit
taemin created group “homies”
taemin
to celebrate shikie and jimin becoming homoes
***HOMIES
jimin
amazing
jongin
congrats on becoming homos
moonkyu
lame name as always tho
wonshik
wow
jongin
its not terrible but it lacks smth
how about “homoes”
taemin
i have supportive friends
kwonho
kwonhomies
jongin
kwono no
moonkyu
kwono no
taemin
kwono no
kwonho
ok
jimin
homoes sounds cute
but i’ll never read ur msgs in public
wonshik
true
taemin
aw look at u 2 getting along
moonkyu
the other day i asked shikie if hes watched the ma dongseok movie
cuz i feel bad about last time
n he told me he went with jimin
kwonho
:’)
jongin
what is this proud parents feeling
jimin
why does it feel like were missing smth
moonkyu
yea ive noticed
kwonho
smth… loud…
jongin
n tiny
wonshik
sungwoonie
hes missing
moonkyu
yes!
jongin
but everyones read our msgs???
jimin
i just checked the list
taemin hyung
u didnt add him
taemin
wait what
kwonho
wait what
moonkyu
taemin
jongin
taemin
wonshik
taemin
jimin
hyung
taemin
oh my gid
*god