Viva La Plush!
So I've been reflecting on the whole Minnie Mouse / Disney World Thing in the previous post and I'm thinking that maybe I am a furry, except that I never knew I was a furry. For example, I am fairly well convinced that I had unhealthy obsession with Minnie Mouse.
A real-live recollected conversation with Mickey Mouse (or a guy in a Mickey Mouse Suit):
Mother: Look, it's Mickey!
Lil Ian: Mmm-Yeah, OK, hi Mickey. Where's Minnie!
Mickey: How are you doing?
Lil Ian: Right, Minnie?
Mickey: Minnie?
Lil Ian: Yes, Minnie, as in “Where Is Minnie Mouse?
Mickey: Goofy!
Lil Ian: What are you a Retarded Mouse?
Goofy: Hiya There!
Lil Ian: So, Goofy, is Mickey here, retarded, or what?
Goofy: What?
Lil Ian: Thought as much. Where's Minnie?
Mother intervenes, whispering to Mickey and Goofy.
Goofy: Minnie is taking a nap.
Mickey: Yup!
Lil Ian: When will she be up?
Mickey: 4:30.
Goofy: I have to go!
Lil Ian: Yeah, Ok
Mickey: Alrighty then.
Ian: So, what exactly is the Story with you and Minnie?! Exclusive . . . Adventurous . . . What?!?!
And Minnie never showed. I think maybe I have lingering issues. I mean in addition to all the other ones.
A real-live recollected conversation with Mickey Mouse (or a guy in a Mickey Mouse Suit):
Mother: Look, it's Mickey!
Lil Ian: Mmm-Yeah, OK, hi Mickey. Where's Minnie!
Mickey: How are you doing?
Lil Ian: Right, Minnie?
Mickey: Minnie?
Lil Ian: Yes, Minnie, as in “Where Is Minnie Mouse?
Mickey: Goofy!
Lil Ian: What are you a Retarded Mouse?
Goofy: Hiya There!
Lil Ian: So, Goofy, is Mickey here, retarded, or what?
Goofy: What?
Lil Ian: Thought as much. Where's Minnie?
Mother intervenes, whispering to Mickey and Goofy.
Goofy: Minnie is taking a nap.
Mickey: Yup!
Lil Ian: When will she be up?
Mickey: 4:30.
Goofy: I have to go!
Lil Ian: Yeah, Ok
Mickey: Alrighty then.
Ian: So, what exactly is the Story with you and Minnie?! Exclusive . . . Adventurous . . . What?!?!
And Minnie never showed. I think maybe I have lingering issues. I mean in addition to all the other ones.