It was a bit slow-going at first, but now she's getting to kill plenty of stuff. Personally, I have difficulty accepting the existence of a creature that habitually makes a noise as though it is trying to simultaneously laugh, yawn, and die ( Read more... )

Someone on TV just said 'If we're looking for diamonds, shouldn't we be in a spooky old diamond mine?'

(I guess they were in a coal mine.)

Yes, you should be. With a fog machine and everything. *snerk*

I just filled out an online survey about "pain relievers". I've almost never used the things (decongestants are another story), so I was free to vote my conscience. And by that, I mean slam everyone who tends to irritate me with their ads.

(images and gloating omitted to save space and mental disturbances)But wait, it gets even better ( Read more... )

I have just glimpsed my future, and the next few hours involve an absurd amount of pointless inanity and GIMP ( Read more... )

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"Woobie"!

Btw -- do you think the children of engineers play "Sinks and Sources"?

Some of the many roads to Hell are paved with good reputations.

*wanders over to his bed after the shower ( Read more... )