(Applebee's being a restaurant that runs ads that tend to the annoying end of the scale)
U.N. Weapons Inspectors: Got any weapons of mass destruction lying around?
Saddam Hussein: Nope.
U.N. Weapons Inspectors: Then what do you call those nuclear warheads and chemical bombs and stuff we see over there?
Saddam Hussein: Oh, those are Applebee's
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