Not-so-dear BONES-78 :

[nahtmmm]

Experts generally agree that, if you really must exhibit behavior while driving that conclusively proves that you have all the intelligence, courtesy, and sentience of a retarded iguana with a stomachache, it is best to have a randomly assigned gibberish license plate that no one will remember.

My inexpert opinion is that it doesn't help to be driving a red sportsish model at the time either.

Humbly,

NAHTMMM