Чтобы в отелях Турции российские туристы не воровали полотенца и халаты, турки начали вышивать на них "Слава Украине!".

My daughter just walked into the living room and said, "Dad, cancel my allowance immediately, rent my room out, throw all my clothes out of the window, take my TV, and stereo, and iPhone, and iPod, and my laptop. Please take all of my jewellery to the Salvation Army or Cash Converters. Sell my new car. Take my front door key away from me and throw ( Read more... )

Obama looked at Michelle, chuckled and said, "You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and make somebody very happy." Michelle shrugged her shoulders and replied, "I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people very happy". Hearing their exchange, the pilot of plane said to his co-pilot," Such big-shots ( Read more... )

Two old ladies were outside their nursing home, having a smoke when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette and continued smoking ( Read more... )

Аge of 4: Mom knows everything ( Read more... )

Чудный анекдот. Прочитала сегодня в ленте четыре или пять раз:

В баp заходит лошадь. Снимает пальто, шляпy. Помещает их на вешалкy. Подходит стойке и говоpит баpменy:
- Мне, пожалyйста, 150 водочки, стаканчик томатного сока и фисташки.
У баpмена кpyглые глаза, теpяется даp pечи. . .
Лошадь:
- Что нибyдь не так?
Баpмен:
- H-нет, нет. Все так. П- ( Read more... )