I Bet Rachel's Having Ten Orgasms Right Now

Feb 28, 2005 10:15

So says I watching Beyonce sing in French at the Oscars. Beyonce must have given the head of the Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences one spectacular blowjob, because she sang two songs on her own. Then she sang a song with Josh Groban, and I knew I'd just entered the ninth circle of hell. Stacy and I watche the Oscars last night instead ( Read more... )

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deessedusoleil February 28 2005, 16:35:10 UTC
I almost had 10 orgasms thinking about Beyonce singing French, however when I actually saw the follow-through, I have to admit that I was unjustly disapointed.

Her pronounciation sucked and she was dressed like she was some kind of 50s French Go-Go queen. ah!

I thought the Aviator got away with too much. I haven't seen it though, so that's just my biased opinion speaking.

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shivaizdancing February 28 2005, 16:44:15 UTC
Yeah, mispronouncing French would ruin it for me, too. Kind of glad I missed the awards.

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thescuspeaks February 28 2005, 20:35:53 UTC
what's up with this general anti-aviator feeling?

I'm confused by it.

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nagromthewicked March 1 2005, 02:42:03 UTC
I haven't seen any of the main movies really. I'm not happy Aviator lost, just that Clint won. <3

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shivaizdancing February 28 2005, 16:38:49 UTC
"The smaller award winners will probably never get this oppurtunity again, and most of them have worked harder then the vapid starlets parading onstage in their Versace gowns..." exactly, Morgan. :) But, hey, Charlie Kaufman got recognized!

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shivaizdancing February 28 2005, 16:45:20 UTC
P.S. Rach, where's you're usual long post about what happened this weekend? Still working on it? *taps foot impatiently* ;)

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deessedusoleil March 1 2005, 14:55:32 UTC
I'm working on it...
I wanted to do it yesterday but I'm actually kind of busy at work this week. :(

It'll be there.

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thescuspeaks February 28 2005, 20:36:55 UTC
About fucking time for Charlie Kaufman. I could have killed some people for not giving him best adapted screenplay for adaptation.

Who won best documentary?

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nagromthewicked March 1 2005, 02:42:56 UTC
I don't remember who produced it, but the film 'Born into Brothels'.

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