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Ok, so I'm hanging out with Ryan Holmes tonight. We're having a swell time. Chillin. Anyway, so we started talking about Chris Carpenter and decided that we had to write a song for him. So I texted Chris earlier tonight with "hey I'm going to call you later. You can either answer it or not. I suggest not answering it. Trust me on this onethis one. Sincerely, Arielle" He called me back thinking something bad had happened, but I simply explained to him that I wanted to leave him a messaage. So here's the message Ryan and I left...singing mind you to the tune of "Wonderwall"
Verse 1:
Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna sing a song for you,
By now you should somehow
realized it's Holmes and a jew
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Verse 2:
Reminince the kid's name is Chris
And we really really miss him now.
The party pris, he says he'll give a kiss
But he'll likely only piss in your house.
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Bridge:
And those blue eyes they just make me so happy.
His style, his shoes, his hats, his moves are snappy.
There are many things that we would like to say to you
But we don't know how.
Chorus:
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Verse 3:
Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna sing a song for you,
By now you should somehow
realized it's Holmes and a jew
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Bridge 2:
Reminince the kid's name is Chris
And we really really miss him now.
The party pris, he says he'll give a kiss
But he'll likely only piss in your house.
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Chorus 2:
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter
We wanna see you on a scooter
We wanna see you on a scooter
Verse 1:
Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna sing a song for you,
By now you should somehow
realized it's Holmes and a jew
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Verse 2:
Reminince the kid's name is Chris
And we really really miss him now.
The party pris, he says he'll give a kiss
But he'll likely only piss in your house.
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Bridge:
And those blue eyes they just make me so happy.
His style, his shoes, his hats, his moves are snappy.
There are many things that we would like to say to you
But we don't know how.
Chorus:
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Verse 3:
Today is gonna be the day
That we're gonna sing a song for you,
By now you should somehow
realized it's Holmes and a jew
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Bridge 2:
Reminince the kid's name is Chris
And we really really miss him now.
The party pris, he says he'll give a kiss
But he'll likely only piss in your house.
We don't believe that anybody feels the we do
About you now.
Chorus 2:
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter,
And after all,
You're our cooterball.
Because Cooter,
We wanna see you on a scooter
We wanna see you on a scooter
We wanna see you on a scooter