I need to upload a facepalm icon.
Via Smart Bitches Trashy Books:
Shorter Brevard County Library Director Cathy Schweinsberg: "We pulled all our copies of Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic With the Serial Numbers Filed Off because we read somewhere that it was called mommy porn and we absolutely do not purchase or shelve porn in our libraries. Please ignore all the other sexually explicit material in our collections."
No, really.
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/wtforida-brevard-county-libraries-remove-19-copies-of-50-shades-from-circul
Money Quote:
"Longarm was able to enjoy Ramona longer, and wilder, as Carlota cuddled close to kiss Ramona passionately on the mouth and finger Longarm's ass as he long-donged her sister."
- Longarm and the Deadly Dead Man
Located in your South Mainland Branch, currently checked out
"Longarm paid no attention to her giggling. He concentrated instead on feeling of sliding inside that sweet pussy and out again."
- Longarm and the One-Armed Bandit
Located in your Titusville Branch, currently on shelf
I apologize for the frank and explicit nature of the excerpts included, but if you are going to remove a book based on it being "porn," I wanted to make sure you were fully cognizant of the sexual content of several hundred other books in the Brevard County collection. If 50 Shades of Grey is porn, I'd posit that the Longarm series qualifies as well, though I remain unsure as to the specifics of your definitions.
Shorter Brevard County Library Director Cathy Schweinsberg: "We pulled all our copies of Fifty Shades of Twilight Fanfic With the Serial Numbers Filed Off because we read somewhere that it was called mommy porn and we absolutely do not purchase or shelve porn in our libraries. Please ignore all the other sexually explicit material in our collections."
No, really.
http://smartbitchestrashybooks.com/blog/wtforida-brevard-county-libraries-remove-19-copies-of-50-shades-from-circul
Money Quote:
"Longarm was able to enjoy Ramona longer, and wilder, as Carlota cuddled close to kiss Ramona passionately on the mouth and finger Longarm's ass as he long-donged her sister."
- Longarm and the Deadly Dead Man
Located in your South Mainland Branch, currently checked out
"Longarm paid no attention to her giggling. He concentrated instead on feeling of sliding inside that sweet pussy and out again."
- Longarm and the One-Armed Bandit
Located in your Titusville Branch, currently on shelf
I apologize for the frank and explicit nature of the excerpts included, but if you are going to remove a book based on it being "porn," I wanted to make sure you were fully cognizant of the sexual content of several hundred other books in the Brevard County collection. If 50 Shades of Grey is porn, I'd posit that the Longarm series qualifies as well, though I remain unsure as to the specifics of your definitions.