While I'm on the topic of things making my URGE TO KILL rise....
When your novel length lgbt fantasy romance BEGINS with the following:
a) Externally witnessed love at first sight that does not involve the PoV of EITHER of the two starcrossed lovers, their actual thoughts or feelings on the matter, and is followed by an infodump explaining that this is something that happens fairly frequently in the family of one of the involved parties,
and
b) Bisexual erasure because of course starcrossed sexuality is an either/or thing
....you have already pissed me off and made it extremely unlikely that I will enjoy your story. I'm just sayin'.
a) Externally witnessed love at first sight that does not involve the PoV of EITHER of the two starcrossed lovers, their actual thoughts or feelings on the matter, and is followed by an infodump explaining that this is something that happens fairly frequently in the family of one of the involved parties,
and
b) Bisexual erasure because of course starcrossed sexuality is an either/or thing
....you have already pissed me off and made it extremely unlikely that I will enjoy your story. I'm just sayin'.