G.I. Joe
Is a series of fights.
Sommers seemed to have taken all the fight sequences from Star Wars, mixed it up and put it all back together without the intensity or any of the emotional resonance.
I could not understand what Channing Tatum was saying about 80% of the time. How is this guy hot? Hell, how is he an actor?
On the upside; Sienna Miller is pretty hot as the Baroness, and OMFG! Byung-hun Lee is SHIRTLESS in this film! I LOVE Byung-hun Lee and would like to aggressively lick him.
Oh, and the children in this film is all sort of awesome cakes.
In conclusion; I can't believe it cost $175 million to make this film. I wish Star Trek was still showing at the cinemas.
Sommers seemed to have taken all the fight sequences from Star Wars, mixed it up and put it all back together without the intensity or any of the emotional resonance.
I could not understand what Channing Tatum was saying about 80% of the time. How is this guy hot? Hell, how is he an actor?
On the upside; Sienna Miller is pretty hot as the Baroness, and OMFG! Byung-hun Lee is SHIRTLESS in this film! I LOVE Byung-hun Lee and would like to aggressively lick him.
Oh, and the children in this film is all sort of awesome cakes.
In conclusion; I can't believe it cost $175 million to make this film. I wish Star Trek was still showing at the cinemas.