The Menstrual Fairy!

[naamah_darling]

I hesitate to do this, because you all remember what happened last time I posted about being On The Rag, but I can't exactly not be funny for fear of the consequences. (I will leave that for Carrot Top and Whoopi Goldberg.)

I'm still putting this behind a cut for the squeamish - because, hey, I'm thoughtful like that.

Comments

[umsy]

First comment

I am on the rag as well. *bares teeth* I'm awful snarly and I have been craving a giant rare steak drenched in A-1.

Also - you must notify me personally of jounarl name changes. I thought naamah_darling was some rabid fan copying you. Imitation, sincere flattery, blah blah blah.

[umsy]

Journal. My period also shuts off the left side of my brain, apparently. All I want is to eat rare meat and be shagge dmercilessly. :D

[wyldkyss]

Same here.

I just ate ramen and an icing-dipped pumpkin cookie. Together. And it was DAMN GOOD.

[umsy]

Icing-dipped pumpkin cookies sound goooood. Do you have a recipe for those?

[call_me_deb]

The icon KILLS me.

Heh.

I am two days chocolate free and I really like grapes.

No really I do.

[naamah_darling]

I love strawberries. And grapes.

Fresh pineapple. Beats anything, I swear.

[call_me_deb]

I'm allergic to most fresh fruit (incl. strawberries and pineapple)

*sigh*

I still say chocolate should count as a fruit *twitch*

[thepikey]

Apparently, more than 70% of you read me because I talk about my vagina.

But not all vaginas are created equal, or something like that. You talk about it in such colorful prose... "bitch, you don't have a choice, we're halfway through our second bottle of Wild Turkey and we're on our way over"

That's just beautiful. F'ed up, but beautiful.

[sexgodtexas]

I totally agree

[lemur_lady]

Lady...I love you. This may even be better than the first Period Rant. I was sorely tempted to metaquote it, but I'll abide by your wishes.

[naamah_darling]

I'm sorely tempted to allow it, but I know I'd be sorry when 257 people came charging in.

Perhaps I should just disable comments . . .

[darkknightradic]

or just not have them emailed.

[flewellyn]

Aw, what's so bad? I mean, sure, they came for the vagina, but they stayed for the wit! And the writing!
And the all-around awesomeness. You're gonna have to face it, you rule. I know that's a hard pill to swallow, but...we all have our Roman torture implements to bear.

[vivian_shaw]

I love you. Truly, completely and helplessly. I want to feed you chocolate and have you throw bottles at me when you want to be amused.

[naamah_darling]

>>I want to feed you chocolate and have you throw bottles at me when you want to be amused.

I think you just killed me laughing!

Oh, Jesus. I do that to my cats!

[vivian_shaw]

I make a decent cat, actually.

[naamah_darling]

Do you purr when scritched?