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First, and most briefly, we're rolling stuff out on the Kindle, finally. We're trying it out on Hour of the Gryphon first.
So, if you've been holding off because you don't want to sign up with a Smashwords account, you can do it through the Great Smiling Satan. It's still available on Smashwords in pretty much every format you could wish for, of course.
If you do grab it through Amazon, let me know how it looks! I am so jazzed to see it have an official Amazon page and everything. It's awesome.
Next, Sargon's got a story in the new Circlet Press anthology, Like a Treasure Found: Erotic Tales of Pirates!
Available right here, and on sale until September 13!
Table of Contents:
On Arid Seas by Bernie Mojzes
Of Great Renown by Diane Kepler
The Pirate from the Sky by Sacchi Green
The Ancient Shrine of the Double Cross by Paul Batteiger
A Shelter From All Storms by Kaysee Renee Robichaud
Daniel by Emily Moreton
The Final Voyage of the Devil’s Prow by Cèsar Sanchez Zapata
Here's an excerpt from Sargon's story, The Ancient Shrine of the Double Cross!
The entrance was choked with vines, but they could thread their way through until they were out of the light. Jim relaxed a bit when they were out of sight of her ship, but she still might try something at any moment.
He let go of her and she stepped away. She had that big broomhandle Mauser strapped to her right hip, and he kept a close eye on that. She looked him up and down with her green eyes glinting in the darkness like a jaguar sizing him up for dinner.
"Why Jim Slade you look like a month of disasters," she smirked at him. He tensed when she reached out and picked at his ragged shirt, as if trying to pull the tatters back together. Then she put her bare hand on his chest and traced her finger along the scratch he'd gotten in a fight with that big Cimarroon down by the river. "Still, I'd lick you down to a nub if I had the time."
He was looking her over too. The dark, tawny skin, the heavy features and wide, full lips. Sun had bleached her hair lighter than when he'd seen her last, with little braids at her temples keeping it out of her eyes. Her shirt was cut short and the sleeves ripped off to keep cool. Her pants slung low over her wide hips showed her golden belly with sweat tricking down the curves. Rips here and there showed her skin through down to her boots, laced tight up her calves.
Jim remembered licking those calves while he thrust between her thighs, feeling her liquid and hot, her breasts under his hands as she heaved and panted-
He made himself stop, shook his head like a wet dog. Get back in the game. He batted her hand aside and motioned at her with his .45. "Get moving. If you're keeping that saber, use it."
She smirked and turned, set to hacking the vines down to clear a path. She flicked on her light here and there to see, chopped down the thicker vines with quick cuts of her old CSA cavalry sword. He admired the play of her muscles under her skin as she worked.
Lilly cut a path and he followed her, watching and listening as insects skittered away from them in the darkness, half seen and glad for it. He knew damned well what kinds of nightmare bugs they had in this damned country.
He made sure to keep up with her, but not too close. He ducked swinging vines, pushed hanging moss out of his face, took a step, and the floor dropped out from under him.
C'mon! PIRATE SEX. This is a seriously awesome story. Just SO much fun. Go show the love. This is definitely an Adventurotica story, by the way. Tell your pirate-loving friends!
Also, Tony Frazier's awesome superhero novel Hero Go Home is up on Smashwords and Amazon!
Superhero Digger appears in his very first novel! When he is approached by some former teammates to join a new supergroup, Digger jumps at the chance, even though his role is only to mentor a younger, more powerful hero. But then a mysterious figure from his past warns him that all is not as it seems, and soon, all hell breaks loose. Literally.
Green monkeys and a Silver Scorpion! A Man Who's Known By Many Names! Balloon Armor! Ninja Robots! A Valkyrie Riding a Giant Wolf! A Deus Ex Machina! An Alien Invasion! Superbattles Galore! Hell on Earth! All in Color for a Dime!
Okay, that last one was a lie. It's a prose novel, and it's $3.99. But all the rest, seriously. Go read it.
I can hardly sum it up better than that. Frazier is one of the most flat-out funny people I know, and his writing is absolutely no exception. His blogs (The Stole Frazier's Brain! and Hero Go Home) are worth sticking around for, too. Cheesy movies, classic comics, and old radio serials galore! And superheroes. There should be more superhero prose fiction in the world. And it should be like this.
. . .
I've given you stuff to read! Why are you still here? Go click!
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First, and most briefly, we're rolling stuff out on the Kindle, finally. We're trying it out on Hour of the Gryphon first.
So, if you've been holding off because you don't want to sign up with a Smashwords account, you can do it through the Great Smiling Satan. It's still available on Smashwords in pretty much every format you could wish for, of course.
If you do grab it through Amazon, let me know how it looks! I am so jazzed to see it have an official Amazon page and everything. It's awesome.
Next, Sargon's got a story in the new Circlet Press anthology, Like a Treasure Found: Erotic Tales of Pirates!
Available right here, and on sale until September 13!
Table of Contents:
On Arid Seas by Bernie Mojzes
Of Great Renown by Diane Kepler
The Pirate from the Sky by Sacchi Green
The Ancient Shrine of the Double Cross by Paul Batteiger
A Shelter From All Storms by Kaysee Renee Robichaud
Daniel by Emily Moreton
The Final Voyage of the Devil’s Prow by Cèsar Sanchez Zapata
Here's an excerpt from Sargon's story, The Ancient Shrine of the Double Cross!
The entrance was choked with vines, but they could thread their way through until they were out of the light. Jim relaxed a bit when they were out of sight of her ship, but she still might try something at any moment.
He let go of her and she stepped away. She had that big broomhandle Mauser strapped to her right hip, and he kept a close eye on that. She looked him up and down with her green eyes glinting in the darkness like a jaguar sizing him up for dinner.
"Why Jim Slade you look like a month of disasters," she smirked at him. He tensed when she reached out and picked at his ragged shirt, as if trying to pull the tatters back together. Then she put her bare hand on his chest and traced her finger along the scratch he'd gotten in a fight with that big Cimarroon down by the river. "Still, I'd lick you down to a nub if I had the time."
He was looking her over too. The dark, tawny skin, the heavy features and wide, full lips. Sun had bleached her hair lighter than when he'd seen her last, with little braids at her temples keeping it out of her eyes. Her shirt was cut short and the sleeves ripped off to keep cool. Her pants slung low over her wide hips showed her golden belly with sweat tricking down the curves. Rips here and there showed her skin through down to her boots, laced tight up her calves.
Jim remembered licking those calves while he thrust between her thighs, feeling her liquid and hot, her breasts under his hands as she heaved and panted-
He made himself stop, shook his head like a wet dog. Get back in the game. He batted her hand aside and motioned at her with his .45. "Get moving. If you're keeping that saber, use it."
She smirked and turned, set to hacking the vines down to clear a path. She flicked on her light here and there to see, chopped down the thicker vines with quick cuts of her old CSA cavalry sword. He admired the play of her muscles under her skin as she worked.
Lilly cut a path and he followed her, watching and listening as insects skittered away from them in the darkness, half seen and glad for it. He knew damned well what kinds of nightmare bugs they had in this damned country.
He made sure to keep up with her, but not too close. He ducked swinging vines, pushed hanging moss out of his face, took a step, and the floor dropped out from under him.
C'mon! PIRATE SEX. This is a seriously awesome story. Just SO much fun. Go show the love. This is definitely an Adventurotica story, by the way. Tell your pirate-loving friends!
Also, Tony Frazier's awesome superhero novel Hero Go Home is up on Smashwords and Amazon!
Superhero Digger appears in his very first novel! When he is approached by some former teammates to join a new supergroup, Digger jumps at the chance, even though his role is only to mentor a younger, more powerful hero. But then a mysterious figure from his past warns him that all is not as it seems, and soon, all hell breaks loose. Literally.
Green monkeys and a Silver Scorpion! A Man Who's Known By Many Names! Balloon Armor! Ninja Robots! A Valkyrie Riding a Giant Wolf! A Deus Ex Machina! An Alien Invasion! Superbattles Galore! Hell on Earth! All in Color for a Dime!
Okay, that last one was a lie. It's a prose novel, and it's $3.99. But all the rest, seriously. Go read it.
I can hardly sum it up better than that. Frazier is one of the most flat-out funny people I know, and his writing is absolutely no exception. His blogs (The Stole Frazier's Brain! and Hero Go Home) are worth sticking around for, too. Cheesy movies, classic comics, and old radio serials galore! And superheroes. There should be more superhero prose fiction in the world. And it should be like this.
. . .
I've given you stuff to read! Why are you still here? Go click!
X-posted from Dreamwidth. Comment count: