Pwned
And of course after writing the last entry, my husband would have to go and write some really excellent Victorian-era porn that resorts to lots of euphemisms and uses the word "buttocks" in a way that didn't make me wince. He had the same basic set of restrictions (inexperienced character, Victorian era, narrator unlikely to use profanity of any kind) and he's acing it.
I did get him, though. He came in a few minutes ago and said "An old man in a hat. Fuck you." and walked out. Highlight of my day!
He's awesome, by the way. I don't usually go for stating the obvious, but it's true.
Also, have a link to something related directly to word choice in porn that is so funny it truly did make me laugh out loud.
Sailor Jim's "On the Subject of Penises."
I did get him, though. He came in a few minutes ago and said "An old man in a hat. Fuck you." and walked out. Highlight of my day!
He's awesome, by the way. I don't usually go for stating the obvious, but it's true.
Also, have a link to something related directly to word choice in porn that is so funny it truly did make me laugh out loud.
Sailor Jim's "On the Subject of Penises."