So I promised you smut.
Puppy has been achieved! There will be puppy pics! It is awesome!
Thank you all so much for helping make this happen. Stuff like this makes a difference in a world where people have the annoying habit of not giving a fuck about one another.
I promised I would write something if you did this, and you did, and I shall, so here's the deal:
The poll below will remain open for two days.
I will take the most popular answer and write an explicitly pornographic short story or vignette of at least 2,000+ words, but no promises of length beyond that.
It will be explicit, probably kinky, and I have no idea if it will be straight or gay or bisexual in general thrust. Ha ha ha. I'd give you all input over that, but I think it's best if we let the muse of pornography decide that for me, thus preserving the element of surprise. Sorry.
I will try to post it on the twenty-first of June, which gives me plenty of time, but again, no promises.
If you have ideas besides the ones listed below, you can put them in the text box, where answers will be invisible to anyone but me (though I may post the fun ones without attribution), or you can comment. Flippant answers are fine, but I would be really happy if you would express a real preference too, because that makes it way more fun for me!
Poll So I promised you smut. . . .
Like a red, red pony, y'all.
Thank you all so much for helping make this happen. Stuff like this makes a difference in a world where people have the annoying habit of not giving a fuck about one another.
I promised I would write something if you did this, and you did, and I shall, so here's the deal:
The poll below will remain open for two days.
I will take the most popular answer and write an explicitly pornographic short story or vignette of at least 2,000+ words, but no promises of length beyond that.
It will be explicit, probably kinky, and I have no idea if it will be straight or gay or bisexual in general thrust. Ha ha ha. I'd give you all input over that, but I think it's best if we let the muse of pornography decide that for me, thus preserving the element of surprise. Sorry.
I will try to post it on the twenty-first of June, which gives me plenty of time, but again, no promises.
If you have ideas besides the ones listed below, you can put them in the text box, where answers will be invisible to anyone but me (though I may post the fun ones without attribution), or you can comment. Flippant answers are fine, but I would be really happy if you would express a real preference too, because that makes it way more fun for me!
Poll So I promised you smut. . . .
Like a red, red pony, y'all.