Superpuppy service dog fund! Almost there! I PROMISE YOU SMUT.

May 12, 2010 04:01

ETA: apocalypticbob has promised to write some smut, too. She's awesome with a very dirty mind. You are getting a really good deal, here.

You guys are AMAZING.

As of now, clayshaper is short only a couple hundred bucks for his service puppy, and because it has to go from PayPal to the bank, he basically needs the money today to be sure of having it. He's already gotten an extension on the time, so he really needs it, sort of, like, now. It takes time to move money from PayPal to the bank.

In case you don't recall, he is getting a trainee pup to succeed his current totally awesome superdog, Big Bertha, whose adventures are chronicled here on Livejournal: bboa!

So.

There is a donate button here.

I do not grok Facebook, but I know many of you understand the interface. Here are Facebook links. Spread them!

Service Puppy Facebook page!

Auctions on Facebook here!

Donate button, to which you can link!

Please spread the word. That may be the most helpful thing you can do.

Seriously, y'all, how much would it suck to miss getting something this necessary by just a couple hundred bucks? I've kicked in what I can, and I am sure that we can make the rest happen.

Spread the word on Facebook, if you use it, on Twitter, wherever you can. We can do this, and we can do it fast.

And I will make you a deal. I am going to bed soon. In nine hours, I am getting up.

If he has the money by then, I will write and post an erotic short story (about 2,000 - 4,000 words, maybe more) with subject matter likely to relate to:

1) Werewolves.

2) Vampires.

3) Pirates.

4) Some other thing, good suggestions to be seriously considered.

Gods save us all, I will poll you for your preference, take that heavily into account (no promises, but I will try) and post it on the twenty-first of June, for the summer solstice.

Buy this man a puppy, for Pete's sake.

I love you all.

halp, hey mom watch this, very stupid promises, writing

Previous post Next post
Up