"You are seriously humping the leg of Nene Thomas' fanbase right now."
That is Sargon's assessment now that I've shown him the names of the stuff I've uploaded to my Etsy store.
Right now it's all these beautiful ornaments I've been making out of flat glass marbles and brass wire. It's an ongoing -- and losing -- battle to keep my descriptions from sounding like they were written by a new-age patchouli princess with a rainstick up her ass.
I suspect this won't be as much of a problem once I get out of listing the cute, pretty stuff and get into listing the skulls and various specimen jars, but right now it's like I was only allowed to use fridge poetry culled from the Pyramid Collection catalog.
I need to bring in the penis bones, tout suite.
I will link you all to the Etsy store tomorrow or Friday, whether I've uploaded skulls or not.
Right now it's all these beautiful ornaments I've been making out of flat glass marbles and brass wire. It's an ongoing -- and losing -- battle to keep my descriptions from sounding like they were written by a new-age patchouli princess with a rainstick up her ass.
I suspect this won't be as much of a problem once I get out of listing the cute, pretty stuff and get into listing the skulls and various specimen jars, but right now it's like I was only allowed to use fridge poetry culled from the Pyramid Collection catalog.
I need to bring in the penis bones, tout suite.
I will link you all to the Etsy store tomorrow or Friday, whether I've uploaded skulls or not.