Puns Commence In 3 . . . 2 . . . 1. . . .

Jul 15, 2008 05:31

I'm now dead of wrong. I just hit a sleeping cat with a Hitachi Magic Wand attachment.

I was switching the boring vinyl head out for a more entertaining one, lost my grip, and the durn thing sailed across the room and right into Tazendra's amorphous black mass. Specifically, the portion of her amorphous black mass with eyes.

Is it cruel of me that my first reaction was not concern but poorly-stifled, convulsive laughter at her look of utter reproach?

Thank heavens they can't be traumatized by things like this, or they'd be drawing some pretty fucked-up shit in kindergarten.

burning questions

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