As long as I don't have to drink it warm
You're a Pint of Guinness!
What Type of Alcoholic Beverage Are You?
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So, even though this one probably had more range than the girlier tests, I still probably got the most flamingly masculine* result. Also, I'm pleased to announce that I've now been 21 for three hours and twenty-three minutes. I'll probably go get myself some real (not an image on a computer) Guiness tonight, legally.
*An oxymoron, just like you.