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Oh urban dictionary, you never cease to amuse me.
Superman: When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
If whats-his-nuts does this to me, should I be mad? part of me thinks I would just run around the house pretending I have superpowers.
Superman: When you are mad at your girl for not having sex with you. So when she falls asleep you masturbate and cum on her back. After that, stick the bedsheet on to her back and when she wakes up it's stuck to the cum and she has a cape like Superman!!!
If whats-his-nuts does this to me, should I be mad? part of me thinks I would just run around the house pretending I have superpowers.