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The youngest of Troy's household suffered a fatal blow to her wise little head. We actually missed which bellhop did it, too. It was a rare moment of everyone blinking at the same time. But, really, little one, you really didn't have any luck. Let this be a belated lesson to you about trying to be alone.
No one really thought Hera and Dionysus would ever...well. Reproduce something. We've heard the more drunk you are the less likely you can perform but ah well. Their daughter bounced off of mirror after mirror and took a wicked tumble down the steps courtesy of Mr. Hermann. Son of Nyx and brother of Death, you're a widower.
The darkness is not over.
No one really thought Hera and Dionysus would ever...well. Reproduce something. We've heard the more drunk you are the less likely you can perform but ah well. Their daughter bounced off of mirror after mirror and took a wicked tumble down the steps courtesy of Mr. Hermann. Son of Nyx and brother of Death, you're a widower.
The darkness is not over.