VIII.

[overhard]

Think I missed the memo that said it was attractive to chew gum with your mouth open. You know what things chew with their mouths open? Farm animals. If any of you do this, feel my judging eyes peering at you through the screen.

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[overhard]

I have a special judging gaze just for you.

[overhard]

I reserve those looks for in person.

[emergedtragedy]

You have no idea how often I see people chewing with their mouth open. I'm not sure it's the chewing that get's to me or the noise that comes from their mouth as they do it.

[overhard]

It's the gum, though, that I find worse. Because people will have conversations and chew like while talking. Where are the manners?

[emergedtragedy]

I can one up that. I've had to deal with people singing while chewing gum. It astounds me how that's even possible.

[overhard]

It's so completely revolting. But ehh, Americans.