[The video feed begins with a confused looking twenty-something with messy, reality defying blond hair, and dressed in plaid. The background is possibly familiar to some--he is in a corner of Juke's Lab under some flickering lights.]So I have a question? Are there always random spam messages of people with puppets, food and tiny green talking
(
Read more... )
That pretty well sounds like the network, actually...
Reply
Woah what happened to you, pal?
Reply
I was attacked.
Reply
Here? By what?
...Was it a walking mushroom? I told Bennett those things looked evil!
Reply
Reply
[Oh dear. He's totally waving his hands about now.]
Actually that would make sense considering we're not anything close to a closed state with a functioning government. Right? Chaos is kinda a default behavior in these scenarios.
Reply
Reply
[jaded scientist is jaded.]
Still is there some sort of police force here? Cause that looks painful and full of DNW.
[Yeah he did just spell out D N W. He's a weirdo.]
Reply
Um, I think there is one person that was a police officer in his world that is trying to get the jail up and running, but other than that, I don't believe there's any sort of police force.
[Aaaand a tilt of his head, followed by a very, very confused look.]
...DNW?
Reply
No jail. Great. Realllly reassuring. Should have known.
[Confused is met with impatience]
Do Not Want. It's a saying. Means...what it sounds like actually.
Reply
Ah, well, usually there's a sort of civilian militia when something bad happens. Thankfully, it doesn't seem to happen often, but when something does happen, the community bands together.
...oh, I see! An abbreviation! I'm sorry, I've never heard it before, it must be something from the internet. [Because anything he hasn't heard of before must come from the internet, obviously.]
Reply
Really? Do people have weapons here? ...Wait what am I saying, of course they do. Wouldn't make sense not to.
Yup! Net-slang. [Of course!]
Reply
Leave a comment