[The video feed begins with a confused looking twenty-something with messy, reality defying blond hair, and dressed in plaid. The background is possibly familiar to some--he is in a corner of Juke's Lab under some flickering lights.]
So I have a question? Are there always random spam messages of people with puppets, food and tiny green talking fetal dinosaur looking toad-monsters on the network? And creepy untraceable voices? If so--awesome! It's like living in a Youtube RSS feed!! I approve, Adstringendum. This is way better than those flash mobs.
[He gives everyone a thumbs up]
Anyways, Happy Superficial Hallmark Holiday Slash Singles Awareness Day! I heard someone was giving away chocolate? Wannnnnt!
Also, hey ah...Killua? Did I say that right? How'd the gift search go, man-friend?
Oh right. This is Topher. Ah...hi.
[Private to Bennett/Unhackable*]
Bennett! I finally finished! You can come into the corner lab area now! But close your eyes first! No peaking! But be careful were you step, don't trip. Also don't look at my mess, I kinda haven't cleaned up!
...Maybe I should just come get you?
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[*Except to Claire since Saunders is the god damn Batman Topher's weak spot.]