i should be studying but....
so as my adult adhd kiked in last night as i was trying to study i found tehse sex and teh city quotes. i nerv watched the show since i have no cable but they were just so funny and witty that i had to share....
here goes./..
I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got.
I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in wtih someone.
People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar
Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan
I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific. .. HA-HA JILL..
You have to figure ... if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us, and kiss our 3 heads and make it all better.
Men, they may have you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls.
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.
here goes./..
I admit it's tempting to wish for the perfect boss - the perfect parent - or the perfect outfit. But maybe the best any of us can do is not quit, play the hand we've been dealt, and accessorize what we've got.
I used to think those people who sat alone at Starbucks writing on their laptops were pretentious posers. Now I know: They are people who have recently moved in wtih someone.
People go to casinos for the same reason they go on blind dates: hoping to hit the jackpot. But mostly, you just wind up broke or alone in a bar
Yes, I'd like a cheeseburger, please, large fries and a cosmopolitan
I wanted a man who'd commit, not a man who was committed. Apparently we have to be more specific. .. HA-HA JILL..
You have to figure ... if the world's fattest twins can find love, there's hope for all of us. Somewhere out there is another little freak who will love us, understand us, and kiss our 3 heads and make it all better.
Men, they may have you on your knees, but you've got them by the balls.
I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party. I just believe in parties.
I will not be the first one to speak. And if he never calls me again, I'll always think of him fondly. As an asshole.