O M F G !!!!!!!!!
Every evening mom and I walk the dog for about fifteen minutes... you know, exercise and junk, and today we hear this flapping coming towards us. Now, there are a lot of birds around here so we figured it would fly over us, but it was flying pretty low. We bent forward to avoid being attacked and... A PARROT LANDED ON MY MOM!
She wanted me to take it off her and I was like, "I'M NOT LOSING A FINGER!" so I finally swatted it away and we kept walking. We laughed about it and... IT CAME BACK AND LANDED ON MY MOM AGAIN. Abby was going INSANE wanting to eat it, mom was freaking out, I was like "OMG OMG OMG", the parrot CLIMBED ON HER HEAD. I swatted it away again and we kind of picked up the pace, walking the rest of the way home looking behind us wondering if it was gonna come back.
Funniest Shit EVER.
It looked like this.
She wanted me to take it off her and I was like, "I'M NOT LOSING A FINGER!" so I finally swatted it away and we kept walking. We laughed about it and... IT CAME BACK AND LANDED ON MY MOM AGAIN. Abby was going INSANE wanting to eat it, mom was freaking out, I was like "OMG OMG OMG", the parrot CLIMBED ON HER HEAD. I swatted it away again and we kind of picked up the pace, walking the rest of the way home looking behind us wondering if it was gonna come back.
Funniest Shit EVER.
It looked like this.