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Apr 30, 2008 11:00

I'm seriously going to duct tape Sparky's mouth shut if she decides one more time that RIGHT NEXT TO ME is the appropriate place to start singing really badly to songs she only knows half the words of.


Question: Considering the title of the Office season finale is "Goodbye, Toby," I guess it's safe to say that Paul Lieberstein is the one leaving the show. - Julie
Ausiello: Kinda-sorta safe, anyway. But get this - that's not the twist that prompted producers to turn the set into Fort Knox. Nooo. According to several well-placed birdies, whose decision to sing to me like the proverbial canary was clearly in breach of their confidentiality agreements, there are three even bigger plot twists that will profoundly impact Angela, Dwight, Andy, Jan, Toby, Michael, Jim and Pam. I will now possibly reveal what those three twists are among (or not) the following six options (Possible Major Spoiler Alert): an engagement, a death, an infidelity, a pregnancy, a fire and a coming-out. Let the wild speculation begin!

Ausiello just gave me permission to have Wild Speculation. SOOOOOOooooooooooooo….

An Engagement - There's the obvious Jim/Pam engagement, but, emphasis on obvious, so I'm guessing Dwight/Angela or Jan/Michael.

A Death - Can another bird fly into the window? LOL. Or maybe the old guy who owns Dunder Mifflin and then the company's reigns can be handed over to…. Someone.

An Infidelity - Well, the new HR chick apparently turns Michael on, so who knows. Most people are guessing Dwight/Angela, I guess she's SORT OF dating Andy so…

A Pregnancy - I will hands down choose Pam. Especially if she makes another strange statement about food, starving, suddenly hating, craving…

A Fire - Jan has a house full of candles. Just sayin'. Jim did jinx himself though. Also? Ryan is on drugs and has a tendency to burn cheese pitas.

A Coming-Out - If Andy is gay I will laugh at everyone.

But a couple of these don't have to mean what they say exactly. Infidelity could mean Andy is going out to eat hamburgers while professing to Angela that he's a vegetarian. Pregnancy could be Angela's new cat Garbage. A Coming Out doesn't necessarily have to mean gay. And, LOL, I'm guessing there's something MUCH bigger being left off the list, or maybe it's all a dream sequence - there was supposedly some green screen work being done.

But seriously, I doubt Toby is LEAVING. Unless he suddenly gets Ryan's job or something at corporate which could be amusing. ;)

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